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Grass Valley, California...
Grass Valley is a lovely place. The crowds were terrific. I got to spend some time in the town today. There are lots More »
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Paula’s ‘Cat Cam’ coming soon!...
Meet the Players http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKe9HVmW8AM&feature=player_embedded#! To find out when the CAT CAM goes LIVE sign up for our mailing list. We promise we won’t bug you. 24 hours a day at the food bowl. Fifteen cats.Let the fur begin!. From the elves @www.paulapoundstone.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKe9HVmW8AM&feature=player_embedded#!
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12:59am |
On September 11th I'll be in New Jersey, not on that housewives show, but at the Ciccone Theatre in Paramus, NJ http://tickets.bergen.edu [#]
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10:33pm |
She's sleeping. [#]
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10:33pm |
I'm timing my dog's stay with tweeting. I'll tweet again when she moves. [#]
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10:31pm |
My daughter says SEVENTEEN magazine is for 12 yr. olds. Imagine buying FIFTY magazine when you're 45. Wouldn't happen. [#]
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| August 31st | ||
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2:28pm |
Sept. 10, I'll be in Westport, Conn. just to get away from "Back-To-School" shopping. PROTRACTORS! http://specialevents.levittpavilion.com/ [#]
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2:20pm |
I just opened some mail that said, "Don't delay! Send no money!" I couldn't send no money fast enough. In fact, I just did it again. [#]
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12:03pm |
I'm so busy, I make beavers look like large toothed vacationers. I wish all I had to do was make a dam. [#]
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| August 30th | ||
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5:07pm |
Regretably, I am now on shore-leave from Captain Dusy's Ice Cream shop in Manchester, MA. [#]
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4:54pm |
I'm in an over-sold situation. [#]
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| August 29th | ||
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10:07pm |
I fear my skin is becoming relaxed fit. [#]
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9:59pm |
I love the beach. I just hate sand. [#]
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| August 28th | ||
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10:13pm |
We camped at Dick's Sporting Goods last night. It's easier. [#]
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| August 27th | ||
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11:56pm |
To understand why world peace is an impossibility, go to a family reunion. [#]
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11:49pm |
Most statisticians round off. [#]
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10:27pm |
Someone just showed me how to make s'mores over a fire. I usually make mine in a crock pot. [#]
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9:23am |
Singing Beach seagulls are armed and dangerous. [#]
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| August 26th | ||
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7:31am |
Alan Simpson targeted by milk cows. [#]
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| August 25th | ||
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6:51pm |
I'm fishing with my A.D.D. son in the rain. The fish are taking advantage. [#]
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| August 24th | ||
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4:02pm |
Sept.10 Wstprt,Ct Standup f/Homes w/ Hope, Levitt Pavilion. All proceeds support Homes with Hope! http://specialevents.levittpavilion.com/ [#]
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9:22am |
We took the red eye to Cleveland, and a kid behind us screamed the whole way. Somebody doesn't like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. [#]
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| August 21st | ||
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2:08am |
It turns out I love Houston. Now what am I gonna do? [#]
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7:35pm |
I used to think I didn't cook, then I came to Houston. I'm cooking now. [#]
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10:06am |
There are "Waffle House rules" posted in the Waffle House entryway. If you misbehave they send you to your waffle bedroom. [#]
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10:02am |
I'm going from Austin to Houston, which should increase my hair height by at least an inch. [#]
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| August 20th | ||
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1:29am |
The jukebox at the Waffle House is so great, and the apple butter on the raisin toast is the icing on the cake. [#]
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3:50pm |
I'm in Texas, and now I have an achin' heart, I've lost my dog, my husband has cheatin' ways, and I hear a train. That can happen here. [#]
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9:53am |
The line to check bags at Southwest is backed up all the way to my destination. [#]
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| August 19th | ||
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12:36am |
So, it has come to this, has it? [#]
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7:57pm |
I've begun to suspect that, throughout her life, when I've told my 19 yr. old to, "Sit and think about what she had done," she didn't. [#]
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| August 18th | ||
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12:16pm |
This Friday I'll be an important part of keeping Austin weird http://www.oneworldtheatre.org/ 8/20 [#]
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| August 17th | ||
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3:41pm |
Nowadays my brain requires a user name and password, and I don't always have it. [#]
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3:37pm |
I like Obama, but he sure can mess up traffic. [#]
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| August 16th | ||
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12:44am |
Cats seeking celebrity on 24-hour cat show http://www.youtube.com/user/smyke4me#p/u/3/7RwttT3EyP [#]
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12:39am |
I heard Obama is in town. Does he play ping-pong? [#]
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6:16pm |
24 hour cat diner coming soon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKe9HVmW8AM [#]
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11:47am |
I just have to figure out how much weight he can bear on his head, and l'll be able to finish filling out his school emergency forms. [#]
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| August 15th | ||
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5:07am |
Yesterday, my flight attendants stayed on the plane the whole time. I'm really trying to make it a good experience for them. [#]
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| August 14th | ||
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12:20am |
I heard it's 112 degrees. I'm funnier melted http://www.paulainhouston.com/ 8/21
http://www.oneworldtheatre.org/ 8/20 a dream come true. [#]
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12:16am |
Mucho appreciado to those who congratulated me on my "Wait, Wait..." [#]
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12:14am |
I love my work, and I can't wait to get home. I'm a candy mint and a breath mint. [#]
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6:03pm |
I'm fairly certain Roy throws the match. [#]
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| August 13th | ||
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2:01am |
It kills me that my kids are home behaving well with my nanny right now. [#]
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4:02pm |
I tried to fly to Provincetown on my favorite airline, Cape Air. We hit a horsefly, it threw us off course, and we landed in Woburn. [#]
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12:02pm |
The Obama's can vacation free at my house. They won't even need Secret Service. I'll tell my son they have a computer. He'll watch them. [#]
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| August 12th | ||
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2:05am |
I'll be extra careful of my flight attendant's feelings on my way to Massachusetts tomorrow to save money on costly S.W.A.T. deployment. [#]
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12:41am |
Did someone think that if Michelle Obama and her daughter vacationed in this country it would help the economy? What does she buy that kid? [#]
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6:40pm |
Shared Craig Ferguson - 8/4/10
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1:20pm |
I was discreetly removing my socks in a sweaty Chicago restaurant, and, of course, the waitress brought the check. "Oh, hi." [#]
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