Brain Sediment
#caturday line up
How’s Larry?
Hey! Larry! And one of his many playmates 🙂
Phryne with her head on the Paula Poundstone Pussy Pillow.
The little tongue. 🥹
Trump's lies are costing us a lot of money.
…and global goodwill.
So is his golfing!
We're being forced to live in one man's version of the American Dream.
A lot more than money....freedom.
Here's a deadbeat!
but his fans don't care.................
He's a horrible person!
Every day, all day!
Not just money… lives. A great many lives if this budget passes. Including my own.
This is going to be bad for everyone except the wealthy. Patients and medical staff and facilities are in for a shock. Very bad 😔
He has single-handedly SUCKED THE JOY OUT OF LIFE
Billions and Billions of lies
Money, safety, standing in the world, liberty, you name it.
They’re going to cost a lot of people their healthcare, and subsequently, their lives. Innocent people are going to die.
they have been for years.
And sanity.
Trump policies are saving our nation. Your set in Wenatchee Wa would have been better without the politics.
THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER
You people are all out of your fucking minds.
You are a filthy liar.
Lives
Yes, and all of Biden's ( or whoever the f was ruining/running the country into the ground) didn't cost us a dime!!! Lmfao. WHERE THE F WERE YOU FOR 4 TORCHEROUS YEARS, PAULA?? MARS???
HEY VERMONT--SEE YOU IN BURLINGTON!
Come laugh at the Flynn in Burlington on Friday, October 12. Laughter is beautiful, like leaves, but you can't iron them between wax paper. Click here for tickets: bit.ly/4dAO8in
Who ?
who?
The "Leave no Child untouched tour"
I just don't find female comedians funny. Sorry.
It’s actually Saturday, October 18th.
We saw her last time she was here! Awesome!
Paula shoes are hilarity and the exact comic relief needed in this day and age. Love her stuff. If you don’t already. Listen to the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! It’s like spending an hour or so with your good friends. I never miss it.
She puts on a great show and is great. She stayed after the show and gave autographs and talked to all the fans that stayed after. She stood out there until everyone was through. She cares so much for her fans. I highly recommend
Paula is hilarious! I love her!
Paula always gives a great show!
She has a great show! So funny!
Does anyone have an extra ticket they won't use? Or a living angel out there that would buy me one? I have loved her since I was kid. She was the only other weirdo I knew of, that was like me. I am dealing with significant illness, and literally no funds. I seriously need some laughter and connection.
This will be my third time seeing her.
Yay! Paula does such a wonderful live show. I can’t wait!
October 12th is a Sunday
Just a friendly public service announcement: Calling Paula a pedophile or a child molester is blatantly disrespectful to those of us who are victims of actual child molestation. You are welcome to not like someone’s comedy or someone’s POV, politics or even how they style their hair but for the sake of victims everywhere; I urge you to find a better way to express that you aren’t a fan
Charges: In 2001, Paula Poundstone was charged with felony child endangerment related to driving under the influence with her foster children. Additional Charges: She also faced charges of lewd acts upon a child under 14, involving alleged inappropriate touching of a 12-year-old girl. Guilty Plea and Outcome: Poundstone pleaded no contest to one count of felony child endangerment and a misdemeanor count of inflicting injury upon a child. Consequences: Probation and required alcohol rehabilitation were mandated. Adoption or fostering children in the future was prohibited, according to the Chron. Her foster children were removed from her care.
She drops the f bomb regularly. She is funny on wait wait don’t tell me because she can’t drop it and has to use her true wit. I was very disappointed with her show the last time.
Already have our tickets!
Is there a daytime show?
Paula’s shows are hysterical!!
I would love to see her show
This is the Flynn Theatre in Burlington,VT according to their website.
Got my tickets for ten
CANCEL YOUR TOUR, I WON'T BE THERE!
Join Paula’s Poundstone’s manager, Bonnie Burns, aka Captain Crinkle, Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull for Captain Crinkle’s sage advice. This week, in a special edition, “We’ve Got Problems.” Well, not us, but you.
Email us @dearcrinkle@gmail.com. You’ve got problems, we’ve got answers. We’d love to help improve your life.
Pretty sick of the Crinkle episodes
😍😍😍😍
We got problems, yes we do! We got problems how bout you?! Go team!
Hey, TACOMA, WASHINGTON,
I'm coming to tell my little jokes at The Pantages Theater—Fri., June 6. Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Dear Donald Trump,
Children don't know what 86 means. I learned the term when I worked at Bickford's Pancake House in Natick, MA. If we were out of the Apple Pancake, we said it was eighty-sixed, but we never shot it.
Agent 86, Maxwell Smart, on Get Smart, a James Bond spoof sitcom that seems relevant again.
I always thought 86 meant put in the trash. Until this new dust up, I never related it to anything more nefarious. Gotta love those MAGA imaginations.
"Bickford's Pancake House"...now there's a blast from the past (also just an expression...I'm not suggesting anyone blast anything).
It is common restaurant parlance. Kitchen puts up a note - “86 cherry pie” means they’re out, waitstaff shouldn’t offer it to customers.
I don’t think he can even add 8 + 6. Or count to 86…..
His intellect knows no bounds.
It meant, “it’s off the menu” or when a bar 86’d you if you were disruptive, didn’t pay, or harassed other customers
"86" when I was growing up in Chicago simply meant to get rid of something. "I 86ed the old frying pan, it was rusty." "86 the attitude, man." In "The Candidate," a political advisor tells Robert Redford, "We have to 86 the sideburns."
I always took “86” to mean “get the hell out of here”. My source, “Boys in the Band” (1970); not the current remake. The remake was awful. Awesome film. Obviously very dated, but I still enjoy rewatching it.
To 86 something always meant dump it, throw it out, like trash. No killing was necessary. The man has no grip on reality and all his flying monkeys just jump along behind him saying yup,yup,yup!
Agent 86 get smart
He cant even count that high
We always said to 86 Someone referred to kicking them out of the bar because they’ve had too much to drink. Something about 86 proof I think?  but all of this is irrelevant Anyway, it has nothing to do with shells in the sand. 
I learned it on Get Smart
Wait, you’re out of the Apple Pancake? Seriously?
The Pancake House!
I bet you were a hilarious server who would have said the pancake was shot and that's why it was out of stock.
Wouldn't that have been fun though? Skeet shooting pancakes!
He confused 86 with 187. In his defense, anything with more than 1 digit confuses him.
In Trump's world it could mean having your 1st wife pushed down a stairwell.
All they had to do was ask Pete Hegseth what is means to be "86ed," he knows.....
Eight miles out and six feet under. Growing up in Vegas in the 60's it happened regularly.
Went there
It just means kicked out
Where i grew up, 86ed means you were thrown out or fired.
Why didn't the Capitol officers who were brutally attacked get 5 million dollars?
exactly. I keep asking this every time they post her $5 million
They didn’t even get a plaque yet.
Question of the year!
Ohhh i don't know...do you think someone might have some GULIT???
Because they didn't have on their red hats.
Because she kissed Trumps ring and they didn’t
Agree!
Some were fatally attacked. What's the price tag on that?
Trump president and pardoned everybody and everybody sees everything different 🤬
Because crime pays now.
As the daughter of a police officer it makes wonder the same thing. Sad 
Payoffs are only for traitors and insurrectionists.
Outrageous. They should be compensated!
Because the inJustice Department is now corrupt.
Why aren’t police across the country outraged?
Good question!
Yes, I agree. Why didn’t they?
exactly!
We are living in a dictatorship. 😡
Right?
Because people are being rewarded for their help in overthrowing democracy.
Great question. Maybe they and their families need to sue that that person’s family did after she tried to over throw the government and break into the Capital building
We should support them to do so.
Look around? Do you recognize anything remotely related to democratic government? Why doesn’t anyone cry foul each time the Constitution is violated? Because they can’t keep up? How many are jeopardizing their government jobs and salaries, perqs, insurance for life, and pensions for the guys with a spouse and kids and a mortgage working his/her ass off Who was told you are not doing a good enough job and was fired by a nepo-baby with a chainsaw? We elected them to protect US!!! Where are THEY?? What happened to the hard-fought for programs to protect US? Gone. Why didn’t someone in office stop them? Where are the checks and balances? Where is integrity? Honor? So we have a shady president… WHY are all the others crooked? Does NO ONE HAVE HONOR, CONSCIENCE, INTEGRITY, anymore?
Yes!
FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA,
Come laugh in The Fargo Theatre—Fri., May 30. It's not easy to gather people into a space in North Dakota. Get your tickets. Get your laughs!
Wtf PAULA. Us North Dakotans need at least two years notice about these things.
Okay, let’s say Paula wants to keep entertaining people, but at a distance. Could she make it as a cartoonist? “New Yorker” cartoonist and author Tom Toro is here to sketch out that scenario. And then we confuse you (and ourselves) with the return of the Poundstone Riddle Invitational! Listen wherever you get your pods!
This would be a great new logo!
One of my favorite Peanuts, just for Paula
Go to indivisible.org to find out where the "No Kings" protest nearest you is on Sat., June 14, which is also the day that taxpayers are paying for Trump's birthday military parade in Washington DC.
indivisible.org
Local Indivisible groups build and wield power in ways that individuals can’t. To create change, you need the collective constituent power that comes with working together, as Indivisibles.Been signed up for a bit, this will be my 5th stand out event.
Signed up as well! Here in Seattle it's called 'Kick out the Clowns'
You are phenomenal!
Thank you Paula!! 💙
Thank you, Paula!
All signed! Can’t wait to march again!!
Speak out, stand up!
June 14 is Obama Day
Thank you, Paula!
Ty
Paula on Banning Books - The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (May 8th, 2025)
Thank you for being a vocal supporter of public libraries and books! I was thrilled to see you perform at ALA in Las Vegas, maybe 2017? Issa Rae was one of the new authors you introduced to us, and OMG hasn’t she gone on to do great things? Thank you for all your posts.
Usually when I see a comedian come on the talk shows, they seem to bomb. Not because they aren’t funny, but because audiences expect the host to tell jokes not a guest. His audience laughed at your observations throughout the set. Congrats! 🎉
Your suit is similar to what Madonna wore to the Met Gala but yours is better
All I know is I laughed so hard and so loud watching your set on Colbert's show. I absolutely adore you and your what you wore was to die for.
This is so disgusting. People leave their country to come here because they are suffering. Other people's suffering, as our entertainment...many white people attended lynchings. Let's shed that behavior in 2025.
DHS considering reality show in which immigrants compete for citizenship
wapo.st
The competition series was pitched by Rob Worsoff, a Canadian-born writer and producer who was behind A&E’s “Duck Dynasty” and Bravo’s “Millionaire Matchmaker.”We're already living in a reality TV show. It's called The Simpsons.
OMG! It’s our version of Squid Game! 😱
New lows daily.
There was one pretty good moment. Nome said she was very well respected and the gallery burst out laughing
Hillary was right. These people are deplorable.
How about this for a reality show... candidates have to answer questions about American history, African American history, native American history and answer questions about the constitution before they are actually allowed to run for office.
Should do one about GOP administration competing for a brain 🧠
Let's create a reality show called "Shadow Cabinet." A comedy that shows the decisions that should have been made, but have not been. I heard someone was thinking of that, not a show but experts explaining what should be done. I guess the number of crazy, illegal decisions was too much for them to tackle. ?
Once upon a time there was a reality show called The Apprentice. Just look where that got America 🙁
The worst of the worst.
That’s disgusting. What is wrong with some people?
Wrong on so many levels.
Wrong on too many levels to believe…but it seems to be the new (dystopian) reality. How low the mighty have fallen. I’ve been embarrassed to be a US citizen from time to time, but never before ashamed to my very soul of the direction we’re headed ☹️
Beyond despicable, into the realms of “watch the empire fall, in clouds of decadent insanity”.
What’s the next stage after your villain era? Secretary of Inhumanity ?
I was sick to my stomach when I read this. Are we living in the Hunger Games?
Sounds like something I'd read in The Onion. Just despicable
Despicable people.
They’re monsters
Un-F-ing-Believable.
Brought to you by Carl’s Jr. Satire. Prophecy. Idiocracy
What is wrong with people?!?
Hunger Games
What is this The Hunger Games?
Can't find the throw up emoji.
HEY THERE INDIANAPOLIS - SEE YOU THIS FALL!
Just waiting for the leaves to properly turn for me to visit the great state of Indiana! I'll be headed to Butler University's Shelton Auditorium on Saturday November 15. Get tickets here: bit.ly/3GSHmrU
if you have a neon hair color somewhere on the rainbow, walk around in public wearing pajama pants while proudly sucking your thumb under your mask, you're gonna love whatever it is she calls "a show"
Hey Paula beat any kid’s lately?
Pokin at ya,pokin at ya,, shes funny
She was on one of the late nites recently, maybe Colbert if you’d like a sample of her humor.
Sorry to tell you, but by November 15, most of the leaves will be on the ground. 🤷♂️
Lebanese comedy?
Girl wearing a bulletproof Rash
who?
How do you know you’re in a lesbian library?………..there’s no humor section. I’m funnier than she is.
Texas poundcake news. Its a vape.
I saw her at Clowes probably 6 or 7 years ago! Super funny! 🤣
One of the best, live stand ups
Saw you in Indy several years ago, I think at Clowes Hall. Hoping to see you again.
Megan Polston - this would be a lot of fun. She is hilarious.
I’d love to see her. She’s truly original.
We felt sorry for her when it all went down. Now grow up and move on. She needs to keep walking and shut up if she wants to continue to be any part of this group.
I live two blocks away. Awesome
I will be there with bells on!
I love her. Just bought tickets and got great seats!
Whoa! 1986 is back!
Don’t show up late!
Would love to see her but ticket prices out of range.
I’m in!!!
Holy shit!!!! I didn't even know you still did comedy! One of my idols for sure.nyou and Judy tenula started me off on my journey.
Lock up your children. A comedian/pedo is coming to town.
HELLO CHAMPAIGN - I'M BACK IN ILLINOIS SOON!
I'm headed to the Land of Lincoln! Come join me when I appear at the Virginia Theatre in Champaign on Friday November 14. Click here for tickets: bit.ly/45b1Aau
Love Paula Poundstone! This show will just keep pokin’ at cha, pokin’ at cha. IYKYK
She could POUND SAND for all that I care!!!
Pound in the ass stone
Wait, Wait, don't tell me she will be here?
Cardboard box puppet show?
And you are who?
Paul who?
Pedo alert! Is that venue with 500 feet of a school?
Couldn't pay me to go see her.
At champaign's elementary school auditorium. Remember parents, this is a drop-off show, you bring the children and then you can go take of you, they got this.
That dudes still around..huh..who knew
Never heard of.
God Bless her she's still trying
She’s a great concert!
I can’t wait!!
She has great sense of humor
Man wish I could go
Isn’t she the one that got caught doing inappropriate stuff with a child?
She’s still around?????
Erik Hawley. Let’s see her.
She's a riot! I miss her humor!
I thought she 86 herself years ago.
Pedo alert.
Only Champaign.
Who is this guy
Join Paula Poundstone’s manager, Bonnie Burns (Captain Crinkle), Paula Poundstone and Adam Felber for Captain Crinkle’s sage advice. This week: Should I tell my staff that I’m in a relationship with the boss? A downer at parties, and Seriously? Do I stay on this merry-go-round?
You be the Judge. Are we right or are we wrong. Send us your problems if you are looking for advice. We’d love to help improve your life. Email us at dearcrinkle@gmail.com. Read you then.
#PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #AdviceShow
We need more than a little sage advice! Just sayin'
Our latest guest-free episode features a new game. Well, a new version of a very old game - “What’s My Line?” And once we know who we are, we need to decide what we stand for - it’s “Paula Poundstone’s Ethicspalooza!” Listen wherever you get your pods!
FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA,
I'm coming to The Fargo Theatre Fri., May 30. We could all use the laughs.
paulapoundstone.com
Date City Venue May 08 Fort Lauderdale, FL @ The Parker Buy Tickets The Parker Time: 8:00pm. Rescheduled from 1/10/25 May 09 Key West, FL @ Key West Theater Buy Tickets Key West Theater Time: 8:00pm. ...
Hey, CHICAGO!
Your mother wants to come see me for a night of laughter at The Den THIS Sat., May 17. She might not have mentioned it, but she does. Get her tickets.
paulapoundstone.com
Date City Venue May 08 Fort Lauderdale, FL @ The Parker Buy Tickets The Parker Time: 8:00pm. Rescheduled from 1/10/25 May 09 Key West, FL @ Key West Theater Buy Tickets Key West Theater Time: 8:00pm. ...I asked her if she wanted to go, but she said, “No, I’d rather sit at home, alone, in the dark.”
Tried. Sold out in minutes
WENATCHEE, WASHINGTON,
The last time was so damned much fun, I'm coming back to Numerica Performing Arts Center on Fri., May 23. Get your tickets, and get ready to laugh so hard you fear incontinence.
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CHICAGO,
Get ready to write in your journal that you laughed yourself sill for 2 hours at The Den THIS Sat., May 17. Get your tickets, or it'll be a very different entry, "Dear Diary, again, tonight, I sat, paralyzed with fear and lonliness."
I tried. Sold out in minutes as usual
