Brain Sediment

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November 19th, 7:11 pm
PAULA POUNDSTONE

I'm so stressed lately, I've taken to putting up lists in each room of reasons I may have gone in there. ... See MoreSee Less

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I have set on my phone alarms for everything I commit to with descriptions. I even put 15 minute heads up alarms before each alarm. It's like I'm living in a Fire Station.๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš’

I saw a post last week that is helping. “You have until Monday to wail in your trauma. Then it is time join the resistance and work.” You have large platform. Continue to use it.

I hope you have your equivalent to listening to NLTPP. Right now it's keeping me as close to sane as i am gonna get.

Excellent coping strategy. I wonder if I could get away with doing that at work... ๐Ÿ˜…

I'm totally doing this tomorrow! Good idea

I totally need to do this!

How will you remember to look at the list? Maybe a trip wire could drop it on you? But then you’ll need to remember to reset it …

I use my phone alarm everyday. It's my favorite thing about my phone.

What a great idea!

Great idea!!

That’s actually a pretty cool idea!

A voice recorder in the front pocket, tell it what you are doing so at lest someone knows.

Me too Paula, you are not alone.๐Ÿ˜‰

Makin a list, checking it twice

I was going to say something but, I forgot.

I’m right there with you!

I get it. I’m running out the f sticky notes

Gotcha!! I understand… as in Me Too!! ๐Ÿคฃ

Linda Garrett we may need to start doing this. ๐Ÿ˜†

I hope the list in the bathroom isn’t very long!๐Ÿ˜

Genius!!

Genius!

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November 19th, 6:33 am
PAULA POUNDSTONE

Okay, we know the stories we were told about Thanksgiving wereโ€ฆ questionable, but what REALLY happened? Historian Richard Pickering paints with all the colors of the truth. And if that truth isnโ€™t embarrassing enough, weโ€™ve got you covered with our first-ever confessional tour or our Most Embarrassing Moments! Listen wherever you get your pods! ... See MoreSee Less

Okay, we know the stories we were told about Thanksgiving wereโ€ฆ questionable, but what REALLY happened? Historian Richard Pickering paints with all the colors of the truth. And if that truth isnโ€™t embarrassing enough, weโ€™ve got you covered with our first-ever confessional tour or our Most Embarrassing Moments! Listen wherever you get your pods!
November 18th, 4:09 pm
PAULA POUNDSTONE

Please don't feel like you have to contact Trump to get me nominated for Secretary of Health and Human Services. I couldn't accept. I'm not qualified...oh...well... ... See MoreSee Less

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On the contrary, I think you're overqualified.

I worked at NIH durting the vaccines-cause-autism nontroversy. My son is on the spectrum. RFK jr was annoying but I never thought he’d be Sec of HHS. The electorate is uninformed and guided by their emotions.

For trumpglodytes qualifications are irrelevant.

Oh Paula. You're far too good for that clown show of an administration!

Not being qualified is the most important qualification

I was under the impression that you were a health genius my dear….”if it’s not covered in chocolate germs can get into the pores of the cake” ๐Ÿ˜ I admire the way your brain works!

It’s a great idea. I’d take you over anyone he has chosen for any role.

You are more qualified than any of those women-abusing clowns, and that goes double for their big pumpkin leader! Hope to see you in Hartford, CT, in April. At least something to look forward to.

Unless you had a worm in your brain at some point, you're probably plenty qualified. ๐Ÿ˜‚

I just adore you!

How 'bout Secretary of the Interior? You have cats and you know chairs, so...

Podcast host, author, comedian, businesswoman. Sounds WAY overqualified, if you ask me!

Ohhhhh but you are! You provide the best medicine: laughter!

It appears the only qualifications needed to join the Trump team is to agree with him always and wear a brighter clown costume

Now you tell us!

Paula you are confused. (Which is extra points for you to get nominated). You are required to be unqualified for all positions. Is there some sort of religious position available that would interest you? If not I’m sure Orangeman could create one for you.

Qualifications? You don’t need no stinking qualifications!

True, you haven’t molested a minor, been investigated by the FBI or had multiple drug fueled parties….oops, maybe the later when on the road with those wild NPR dudes.

PAULA POUNDSTONE You are definitely over qualified and certainly more qualified for that clown show. Not my monkeys, not my circus.

I heard he's asked Bobby Kennedy Jr. You remember the Kennedys? Martha's Vinyard, Caroline, John-John, no? Nothing?

I should be drug czar. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคช

You are overqualified for his administration. Unless you're a felon?

The only qualification you need is unwavering devotion to a tyrant, who will regard you with utter indifference or outright disdain. You have cats.

You mean you don’t dress in drag and steal people’s luggage? Or Maybe you don’t go in for surgery and not tell anyone you’ll be out of pocket for a few days? Or you don’t tell anyone that you’re going on parental leave for months and not leave an in charge? Oh - those are all Biden’s appointees.

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November 18th, 1:24 pm
PAULA POUNDSTONE

The highly anticipated, annual Thanksgiving treat. ... See MoreSee Less

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Coming to see you at Johnathan’s on the 29th. I’ll be the little black pug with a steel water bowl in my mouth. Looking forward to the show.

Gee thanks! Made me snort laugh

Paula, Paula, Paula! You are whacked! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

This has a “Grey Gardens” vibe and I’m here for it! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Listen to those birds! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

. .. . Oh.....

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November 18th, 12:29 pm
PAULA POUNDSTONE

JUST ANNOUNCED! Comedian PAULA POUNDSTONE from the #1 Rated NPR Show "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!" LIVE June 28th at Sacred Heart University Community Theatre! Tickets On Sale this Friday at 10am! ... See MoreSee Less

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Great pic of PAULA!

November 16th, 4:12 pm
PAULA POUNDSTONE

Iโ€™m about to tell โ€˜em in Immokalee, Florida. ... See MoreSee Less

Iโ€™m about to tell โ€˜em in Immokalee, Florida.

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You're a brave soul to venture there!

This is the best chair they could find for you? You deserve a much much better chair. <3

Great show with nonstop laughs. First time I got to a live performance. Was six feet from you afterwards but wasn’t able to stay and meet you. Next time. My friend thought you were terrific too. Thanks for a really fun evening.

You made it to Florida!?!?!?

That chair doesn't seem fully committed to your comfort. ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜š

Can't wait for you to tell us in Alexandria, VA!

Maybe they already know? I'd double down though...

Looking forward to seeing you in Clearwater soon!

Tellem..where do my arms go?

I Is that like I'm okay, or him okay?

Well, THAT’S all business.

Great show. First time since DC years ago.

omg ๐Ÿ˜ฑ be safe

So close to Fort Myers๐Ÿ’ฅ

Count your money Paula they obviously cannot afford you!

Well. It’s a chair. Be gracious, I guess.

Good luck!

Hello dear, how are you doing today, I love your post and it got me attracted to your profile, forgive me for infringing on your profile, I have been trying to send you a friend request but it wasn’t going through but please can you kindly send me a friend request?

YOU TELL ‘EM PAULA!

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November 15th, 5:04 pm
PAULA POUNDSTONE

BAKERSFIELD AND FRESNO - SEE YOU SOON!

Laughter is the protective cup of mental health. Come strap some on at the Nile Theatre in Bakersfield followed by a return trip to the Tower Theatre in Fresno.
Get your tickets right here:
BAKERSFIELD, Fri., Feb. 28: bit.ly/48TXgMF
FRESNO - Sat., March 1: bit.ly/4fscn2d
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BAKERSFIELD AND FRESNO - SEE YOU SOON!

Laughter is the protective cup of mental health. Come strap some on at the Nile Theatre in Bakersfield followed by a return trip to the Tower Theatre in Fresno. 
Get your tickets right here:
BAKERSFIELD, Fri., Feb. 28: bit.ly/48TXgMF
FRESNO - Sat., March 1: bit.ly/4fscn2d

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Good to know she's still entertaining. I haven't heard her name in a while.

Yay you’re coming back to Fresno And I should actually be able to come this time! Can’t wait ๐Ÿ™‚

She was SO funny at the Tower show

Really enjoyed seeing you on Craig Ferguson whose late-night talk show I still miss. I watched religiously for the 10 years he was on and you were on a few times a year and I looked forward to you being on.

Paula is fantastic!! So funny. She was a final contender for one of the films I cast. She was my choice.

She’s not lewd and Lucidious .๏ฟผ i’m sooner a few times so I never got that from her. She’s a great ab

pound the pavement because I’m not paying to watch that show.๏ฟผ

Bakersfield is my hometown!! Hurray!

She's out there pounding them stones

We all need some Paula Pound stone HUMOR to elevate us. Does the Nile Theater in Bakersfield have seating for wheelchairs? Hank Webb Laurie Brooks Sterling Leroy Brooks Diane Arnold. Steve Bulfer

Convicted child abuser, lewd acts with a minor. Have fun everyone.

Did she ever get the kids back she had taken away by the state?

just watch your back, in memphis. don't get pounded

No ADA seating in Fresno? ๐Ÿ˜ข

Lock your car ๐Ÿง

๐Ÿ“ป amén ๐Ÿ™

Great very interesting

Thanx, good thing know!

Amen!

I like her but Leanne Morgan is coming To Fresno on March 1, 2025.

Who?

I met her in the late 80s. Through a man named Jordan

She took a plea deal lewd conduct with children. Is trying to restart her career.

You’re canceled. We won’t see you there. Love, the deplorables๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Too Woke for me. No thanks

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November 15th, 3:49 pm
PAULA POUNDSTONE

Iโ€™m about to tell โ€˜em in Raleigh, North Carolina. ... See MoreSee Less

Iโ€™m about to tell โ€˜em in Raleigh, North Carolina.

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Nice seating! Have a great show! Wish I could be there but I have to work tonight. At least we’re in the same state at the moment.

Wish I was there! I could use a little Paula Poundstone in my life right now.

Heard you were great. So sorry to have missed it but had to hear the symphony a bit further down the road. The Rialto is a great space. Hope you’ll be back.

Just got back from show in raliegh! Me and Matilda my service dog and Theresa had so much fun. Thank you sharing your heart and your thoughts. Still laughing. We listen

My husband and I both loved the show in Raleigh! Thanks for some much needed laughs.

I couldn't be there tonight, but - welcome to Raleigh!

Have an amazing show.

Can’t believe I’ll get to see you tomorrow night. Looking forward to it.

So interesting how the seating reflects the locale! Thank you for pointing that out! ๐Ÿ™‚

Are you in a motor home?? (not that there’s anything wrong with that ๐Ÿ˜‚)

An entire couch!

I would.

WishI we’re there! Brava!

Cool!! I live about 10 minutes from Raleigh!

Are you on board a ship? Comfy seating.๐Ÿ˜˜

It was ahhhhhmazimg PAULA!!!

Looking forward to you visiting Concord New Hampshire againโ€‹. Bought our tickets today!

Go Tar Heels!

I get so offended when they give you a crappy chair!

Hoping you come back to Derry Nh soon at Tupelo!

Thanks for visiting our fair town, Paula.

Nice seating - room for lots of farting.

Are you in a cute, comfy, vintage camper?

โค๏ธ

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November 15th, 11:25 am
PAULA POUNDSTONE

IMMOKALEE, FL!

Let's laugh till our abs are hard at Seminole Center TOMORROW NIGHT Sat., Nov. 16. Can't wait!

www.ticketmaster.com/event/0D0060BE75910E99
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Why do half the towns in Florida have names that sound like remedies for a sick stomach?

November 14th, 9:25 am
PAULA POUNDSTONE

Join Paula, Adam, TAH, and Obi-Wan Bonnobi for Captain Crinkleโ€™s sage advice. This weekโ€™s problems: Tadpole in a fountain and cats stinking up the house. Listen wherever you get your pods! ... See MoreSee Less

Join Paula, Adam, TAH, and Obi-Wan Bonnobi for Captain Crinkleโ€™s sage advice. This weekโ€™s problems: Tadpole in a fountain and cats stinking up the house. Listen wherever you get your pods!

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Honored to see the spelling of my name in Bonno-bi

You Rock!

November 13th, 3:45 pm
PAULA POUNDSTONE

Itโ€™s a live cat puzzle. ... See MoreSee Less

Itโ€™s a live cat puzzle.

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Larry and his little friends!

And it hard one at that! Where are the straight edges?

Two of my loves - puzzles and cats! Such fun!

Yay for Larry getting cozy and homey!!

Paula your stripey kittens are getting sooooo long. Almost all grown up!โค๏ธ

Larry looks very comfy

We have to expect a PAULA POUNDSTONE cat is a happy cat.

Looks like you’ve got a tabby cat with 7 legs and two heads!

So sweet Larry and his friends. ๐Ÿ’•

Loveable Larry. He fits right in. ๐Ÿฅฐ

That’s is such a great photo!

Looks like they really get along๐Ÿ˜Š

Did you even follow the cat assembly instructions?

Larry is just a laid back kinda guy

Too cute!

Try to make sure the other puzzle cat pieces aren’t attached when you weigh Larry next time!

I love the pile of stripes.

๐Ÿค” looks like a love cat puzzle. Maybe that’s what you meant? Doesn’t matter ~ all I see is looove. You are the best.

This is hilariousโค๏ธ

How many total do you have?

Larry is letting the others not only near him, but touch him. That’s progress.

Larry offers meditation for type A people that need to slow down and smell the carpet.

Is that Larry? The thin one?!

It's a 3 kitty pileup on Poundstone St! ๐Ÿคฃ

Love this!!

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November 12th, 6:45 am
PAULA POUNDSTONE

We just covered Paula as a mover, but what about moving Paula? Author/podcaster Katy Bowman drops in to drop wisdom about effective body movement. And once youโ€™ve hacked your body, itโ€™s time to do that for the rest of your life - a new Life Hacks with Captain Crinkle! Listen wherever you get your pods! ... See MoreSee Less

We just covered Paula as a mover, but what about moving Paula? Author/podcaster Katy Bowman drops in to drop wisdom about effective body movement. And once youโ€™ve hacked your body, itโ€™s time to do that for the rest of your life - a new Life Hacks with Captain Crinkle! Listen wherever you get your pods!

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I actually am going to have to ask my adult children to set this up for me. I’m sixty, you see, so therefore somewhat technologically impaired

Great show with Katy Bowman, and Bonnie’s “life hacks while driving” are hysterical!

I have never deigned to listen to a “podcast” before. I’m old school radio. This could potentially turn me.

November 11th, 4:23 pm
PAULA POUNDSTONE

The highly anticipated, annual Thanksgiving treat.

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One of my all time favorites ๐Ÿ˜

Tried to subscribe to your channel on YouTube and just ridiculous. I thought I was going to have to give my dna and they kept asking the same damn questions

You’re too Funny! Thanks for being You.

I was waiting for the Pilgrims to bring out the Pop Tarts.

We NEED more cooking with Rhonda. Ooo oooo I know I know … invite her on as a guest so you can ask her questions and see if you could do it as a profession so you don’t have to tell us you’re going to be at the Blah Blahblah.

The Pilgrims were not nice to anyone. They were kicked out of Holland for being so annoying, and Holland was famously tolerant.

Adore you

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November 11th, 3:45 pm
PAULA POUNDSTONE

DAY 42 of the LARRY EXPERIENCE. The camera is slimming for Larry. #catsofinstagram #thelarryexperience #PaulaPoundstone ... See MoreSee Less

DAY 42 of the LARRY EXPERIENCE. The camera is slimming for Larry. #catsofinstagram #thelarryexperience #paulapoundstone

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I love โค๏ธ Larry.

You go Larry!!! โค๏ธ We are rooting for you

What I live with

Love the Larry Experience so much! โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

It’s the vertical stripe. โค๏ธ

You've got this Larry!!

Larry needs head and shoulders

He's gotta racing stripe. Look out.

he looks better

Larry! ๐Ÿ˜ป

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