Brain Sediment
SAVE THE DATE! See you next week, @colbertlateshow #Colbert #savethedate #standup #lateshow #CBS #ParamountPlus
Wish I could share on Facebook to all!! 💗
I saw you last night in brattleboro. I had a great time. PS I love my labradoodle.
How lucky Colbert is to have you on his show. can't wait
Looking forward to it!
You always leave him stunned! I love that. This should be an interesting political visit.
CanNOT wait! Have so much fun!
Can’t wait🥳🥳🥳!
Can't wait!!
Yes!
HEY ASHEVILLE & GREENSBORO - I'M CAROLINA BOUND!
It's about time I returned to the fertile comedy fields of North Carolina! Join me when I perform October 31 in Asheville at the Dorothy Wortham Theatre, then hit Greensboro November 1 at at the Carolina Theatre. Click below for tickets:
ASHEVILLE, Oct. 31: bit.ly/4jWUI4N
GREENSBORO, Nov. 1: bit.ly/44MIcQV
I thought she was in prison. 🤣
She can go pound sand!
Friday night is kids eat free!! 😵💫
I'd be surprised that people are still living that know who she is
DIANA Wortham Theatre. Not Dorothy!
She's gotta be 80 by now. Lol
Never been funny.
My wife and I are big fans. We are looking forward to seeing you again.
PAULA POUNDSTONE is by far my favorite comedian and a great person. I wish I could be there
Great smile Joe 😁. Still handsome as ever. Love you sweetie 🥰. Aunt Dena and I say Hi.
Yay!! We came to see you the last time that you played Asheville on Halloween! You were super funny! Paula has always been one of my favorite comics. So glad that you are coming back.
Hey PAULA POUNDSTONE fyi: it’s the Diana Wortham Theatre. Hope you have a great show!
Just got our tickets. Paula is just awesome. Even more awesome if Pippin the cat is mentioned!
Missing you on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Hurry back!!!
I'm in Greensboro and I can't wait? I got my tickets today!!
Used to see you when I lived in the Bay Area and always enjoyed you on the old Alex Bennett Show. Look forward to seeing you in our new home town!
Halloween is a town holiday in Asheville!
Welcome back to Asheville.
Looking forward to seeing you again in G’boro
Please come to the coast too; Wilmington or Myrtle Beach will work for me!!! 💗
While you are in Asheville, please plan some time to tour the River Arts District and see how they have rebounded from Helene. It will do your heart good. I have a great artist to show you both sides of that coin. Enjoy!
I know you didn't see my set, and I'll never forget the look of concern as you passed me in the wings as I was catching my breath afterwards, but it was still a great privilege to open for you in Greensboro many years ago. I immediately ran around the building to the entrance so I could enjoy your show with the other 1000 people in the theater, and of course, you slayed 'em.
It’s the Diane Wortham Theatre but awesome you’ll be here!
You make me laugh like no other!! See you then!
So funny. Love her
The ABC Trump interview will lift your spirits. What an orange boob.
I can’t stand fo watch it. A 2 minute clip of him berating the journalist had me climbing the walls!
Now it’s another 100 days back in his echo chamber bubble w zero pushback
And he always follows the law...🤣🤣
Little Donny Diaper can’t string two words together… word soup and it tastes bad …. What’s that smell
Every single person every single news outlet needs to totally ignore him and shut him down! He’ll shrivel up and blow away hopefully 🤣
If I could only listen to his voice 🤦♀️
Donny Two Dolls his mob name
The word "Libs" make these people explode! Fun at parties, lol.
I can’t watch him for more than 15 seconds
I call him the mango maniac.
Like the giant boob in a Woody Allen movie that blobbed around and killed people.
He gave a 5th grade book report on a book he didn’t read.
I can only read the transcript -- his voice makes me scream
You know things are bad in the USA when we hear about other countries forming trade alliances to avoid trading with the United States and all you want to say is “good for them”. We realize that our former allies have a right to protect themselves from Trump.
I'm guessing he has 2 orange boobs 😉.
Trump out did himself🤡
An orange boob with the nuclear codes.
I got banned when i picked up a stapler to throw at tRump, right after he said actual MS13 was tattooed shouting “they’re eating the dogs…they’re eating the cats.” Pops was laughing so hard all he could do was point for me to go…
The bit where the journalist tries to steer him away from making a total fool of himself over the photo of the person’s hands, and he just keeps continuing to come back to it is both hilarious and excruciating
I couldn't watch, but I read the transcript. He's insane.
Could someone find out who makes his orange makeup or spray tan? Maybe we boycott them and put them out of business! 😂
I’ll be happy when he’s maggot feed
Felon47 is like mashup of Frankenstein and a pumpkin
that’s not really fair to the boob community
I can’t take listening to his Grade 3 grammar and foolish comments. Gone to hell in a hand basket America!
BRATTLEBORO, VERMONT,
THIS SATURDAY! May 3 I'll be at The Latchis Theater. Can't wait to see you. I'm wearing my nylon fiber fill vest.
paulapoundstone.com
Date City Venue May 02 Boston, MA @ Wilbur Theatre Buy Tickets Wilbur Theatre Time: 7:30pm. May 03 Brattleboro, VT @ Latchis Theater Buy Tickets Latchis Theater Time: 7:00pm. May 08 Fort Lauderdale, F...Saw Paula this year in Santa Barbara…AMAZING and clever!!!!!😍
Our favorite guest returns, this time to fill us in on which big cats will kill you outright, which will drag you up a tree, and which you can possibly walk on a leash down Hollywood Boulevard (note: don’t do that!). And then we set sail for more parts unknown- it’s the return of “Land Ho! with Toni Anita Hull.” Listen wherever you get your pods!
I like Land Ho. It’s the only game I would win. Geography is my topic
BOSTON,
Join me for a night of laughter at The Wilbur on Fri., May 2. thewilbur.com/artist/paula... Thank goodness for Paul Revere and his friends. The rotaries would have fucked me up.
Saw Paula in Hartford last night. She was hysterical! Boston, be sure to catch her show this week.
No one wants to see you, you suck. Move to Canada.
Protest Trump everyday. Don't wait for an invitation.
And throw in RFK and Pete Hegseth while you are at it!
Better yet. Pound stone!
And you do NOT have to pay me. In fact, I’ve spent a small fortune on posters and T-shirts lol
The Party of Peace🤣
We need to also focus on GOP Senators who refuse to use the power they have. Fear of being primaried is a poor excuse for violating their oaths of office.
Protest the people around him too. It got musk to leave. Now the others.
Protests and boycotts work!
There are more and more happening in Central Maine. It is very invigorating to be part of them. Most of the cars honk and support but we do see a few fingers and cheers for the other side but not many. Mr. T’s flags are burning here in Maine by there owners.
Why? Did he not laugh at your “jokes”?
Y’all are pathetic!
Hear! Hear! Anyone saying that no one is doing anything is someone not doing anything. Get after it folks - anywhere, everywhere, anytime you can - RESIST!!!
I do every damn day
And he says egg prices have reduced by 87% per news. Really?? He's delusional.
Tell me what he’s done that has hurt your feelings so bad…
Where you spend your money. What shows or news you watch. Kindness to your fellow humans.
Yep. Every day.
I write my reps every single day. I leave voicemails. Every single day. I know people claim that but aren't telling the truth, but we in this house definitely do.
Yes yes , let’s do this !
Yes yes yes yes yes yes ++++
I've never found her funny so being ugly and mean is her next act. Good luck with that one too
Great instruction. Short and sweet
I DO!!!
Is that what Congress is waiting for?
You people are soo pathetic i love it!
Never he is the best!!
FINALLY, SYRACUSE - I'M ON MY WAY!
It's been a while, Syracuse. Happy to report I'll be performing Saturday October 25 at the intimate Carrier Theatre and I'm hoping to see you there! Get tickets here: bit.ly/44zx5uA
Strange MoFo! She has a dark past!
i thought they locked her up for csa in the 90s
dAmn shes still around? fUnny lady😂
Saw her in Ithaca - it was a great night!
Saw her a few years ago in Clayton. She was fantastic!!
Saw her at landmark when I was an usher there. Helped her w her soundcheck. She was really lovely personable normal person w a great talent for amusing others.
Comedy Gold! An original.
'People on the left side of the plane...we don't like you' . One of my favorite jokes!!
Yay! Just ordered tickets! Can’t wait. Love Paula!
A great group outing!! Let’s do it!
Who is this?
I love your work and I love the Irvine Barclay but Over 50% in fees from Ticketmaster - I do't love you that much!
Why?
Sounds fun.. with the last name poundstone did she pound David's stone in excitement after beating Goliath? Asking for a friend...
You can pound salt at those exorbitant prices.
She was here a long time ago.
I loved watching her on To Tell the Truth.
Come to Rutland Vermont....
Spring showers bring May flowers 🌼
That has to be a 40 year old picture of her.
Thought she was in jail ?
Keep her away from young children
Poundstone, 41, changed her earlier plea of not guilty before Superior Court Judge Bernard Kamins at the Santa Monica courthouse. In exchange, prosecutors dropped three counts of committing lewd acts against a child and added the misdemeanor count.
Never heard of her!
Only angry wimyn like her
ROCHESTER, NEW YORK - WE WILL SOON MEET AGAIN!
I'll be headed back to the insanely gorgeous Hochstein Performance Hall on Friday, October 24. Come, let's laugh together! Click here for tickets: bit.ly/3GxK8mc
The factory Warren Zevon
I did'nt know she was still living....
Pokin’ atcha, pokin’ atcha
I thought she was dead
The least funniest human alive
Paula, I was honored to be a guest on your podcast, talking about Susan B Anthony on behalf of the Susan B. Anthony Museum & House in Rochester. If you've got a minute while you're here, a tour of her National Historic Landmark home is one me! We can even do it after hours to avoid your papparazzi!
You have a free place to stay in the Rochester area!
beautiful time of year to be in western NY
Main Level Center Stage Row B. This will make our 4th or 5th time seeing you in Rochester, Paula. Looking forward to laughing the night away.
Hi Ron I'm back from cars you'll be seeing me soon love you so much
Love her!
That's a man baby
About as funny as a hemorrhoid
Sweet, My Birthday!!! 🎂🎂
Wow...haven't heard about you in along time....hope you've been healthy
I am so grateful that I was able to see John Denver in concert at CMAC near Canandaigua in western New York just a couple of months before he died in that plane crash.
Go to California!
Didn’t she diddle one of her kids
Never thought she was funny.
Love her
People have lost careers over much less than she has done. Get off the stage.
I have always liked her
Can’t wait
Paula we had so much fun in Denver! Rock on geeerl!
I don’t think so
HELLO FLAGSTAFF - I'M HEADED YOUR WAY!
I'll be planting my flag in beautiful downtown Flagstaff when I return to the Orpheum on Saturday, October 4. Get tickets here: bit.ly/4cJtwE1
I’d go except the Orpheum is not comfortable with the folding chair seating and worse is the alcohol selling. So many were obnoxious drunks in the audience
I would rather watch paint dry
Not even for free.
Has been if ever was been.
Adore her. Saw her two years ago when she came. I put my photo with her on my FB. Wish we were going to be here this time
That's my birthday. I'll have I check this out. 🙂
OMG!! I saw her on stage in the early 90s!!
Hell no!
I live an hour and a half from flag, you better let me know if you are here!!!
I haven't seen her live, but she is pretty funny. Would be cool to go to this.
Keep traveling on I-40 and do not take the Flagstaff exit
No pedos in AZ
Thanks for coming to my town see you then!
Who is this a comedian or???
I'll be there Steve
$60 / seat?
To bad she’s not funny
In Flagstaff to show my new film last night. Great town . Great folks!
She is awesome can't wait !
NOT EVEN FUNNY
Unfunny, but I guess someone will laugh.
Nah, I'm still mad at you. How bout THIS though: Add Vought, Theil & Yarvin to your research..
Keith Young
CM Taylor
June 28, 2001 -- Comedian Paula Poundstone was arrested Wednesday and charged with multiple counts of lewd conduct upon a child and child endangerment, California authorities said. Poundstone, 41, was charged with three counts of committing a lewd and lascivious act on a girl under the age of 14 on May 19 and June 6, said Santa Monica District Attormey Gina Satriano. The comedian was also charged with child endangerment for an incident involving two other girls and two boys,
HEY ORANGE COUNTY - SEE YOU IN IRVINE!
Happy to report I'll be taking a bite out of Orange County for the first time in a while on September 18 at the Irvine Barclay Theatre. Click here for tickets: bit.ly/44IO4um
Pound what???
i always liked her act - she's intelligent. Respect and lovv!
Paula can pound sand
Finally, somewhere the coffee is descent🧐 I saw some of the negative comments and I would like those people to call in for advice-🤓 Like; an example might be; "Crinkle what do I have to do to improve my life?" is what I would say, followed by, "first, get out of jail so you can use the phone and not just the Inmate internet--(but I'm not asked my opinion on those sorts of things) Great job Bonnie *Are your podcasts also available as music soundtracks?😎 Thanks
Love her...I'll go!!
I am till interested in figuring out how Americans can talk to each other and find common ground for the good of the country and maybe the world! i do not believe that two wrongs make a right, so making it OK that Republicans can do something wrong because Democrats also did somethings wrong, which I believe the did, does not work for me and is not helpful in finding common ground or good solutions going forward. I also believe that nothing done by either party is perfect or will be perfect and we should not make Perfection be the enemy of the Good. Sticking to issues not people or personalities is also part of the way. So lets talk and unite America!! Please!!.
Dear Paula, we hear not only thing you pound, Your last partner.
I agree with you
I’ll be there with bells on ❤️😎
September 18th is also my birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊. What a wonderful way to celebrate 🥳 🎉 🎊 🍾 my birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 if I can make it.
Amen gracias jesus en voz confío.
She is a high light on the Stephanie Miller show!
My dad loved her!!!
Her I go again being confused. Trump said he wants Transparency and yet he get angry at Amazon for showing how the tariffs increase the costs of goods in his products. I thought that is transparency which Trump ran on.
Ugh. I've seen her show. It was painful. She doesn't know when to shut up & people were leaving. She's just not that funny.
Paula Poundstone
Oh great. Another evening with a foul mouth boob who hates the Pres. How unoriginal. Think ill take the money and have a nice dinner somewhere.
No thanks..getting teeth pulled..nuts shaved..dog transitioning to alligator..( it will..be Ruff...)
Thank you for information
Bless you all
Paula pounstone, hey that date is my birthday 🎂🎉just to let you know that..
She’s still around
Must miss
Saw her one time in Vegas. Gotta take a pass if it was free.
A flashback from way back! Glad to see she is still alive. I remember her from the 80s
Everyone but Larry, who eats in another room.
I’m wondering if Larry eats solo for the same reason my daughter’s cat Bowie does, which is unless he is contained in a separate room, he will wolf down his own food in seconds and proceed to push the other cats out of the way and eat everyone else’s food. There’s always one
So 10 cats in all?
I have 2 cats (because management only allows that many). I have to put one in the hoosegow (mesh enclosure) to eat so the other one, a food stealer who gobbles his food down as fast as possible) won't eat his, too.
Larry , the fat cat would eat everything,
I think at least two of those are mine…let me go count my cats!
lol and I've been saying *four* cats is too many for years now (usually as I'm cleaning boxes or puke)
I have 10 too! Most are separated during feeding due to dietary restrictions.
10 cats huh? Cool Paula😻
We used to have ten! Now down to 4.
How long before all the other cats start to Notice; "hey where's Larry?--You don't think he's going to pop out of this can one of these days do ya?" TNKS🧐
I only have 5. I feel like an amateur!
When Paula said she has ten cats it immediately brought to mind the page from Dr Seuss’ ‘One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish’ (which I’ve read roughly 3, 492 times 😁): “Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head?” ❤️🐾❤️
I need you on “Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me” more often.
I had a Larry that had to eat prescription food. Do you call him hiLarryous? 😆
We used to have 10, now 9, 4 outside.
you're down a few kits; is that good?
Thank goodness you have only ten cats. I thought you might have too many.
That one's too crowded for Larry.
Lol, PAULA POUNDSTONE! The song goes, " two cats in the yard..." not ten! Love all of those kitties, though 🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈🐈🐈⬛
I have a cat Pawley & he is on special food so he eats in another room.
What a lovely clowder of kitties, Paula!! 💕😺🐾
You are worse than we are! We are fostering seven baby kittens. They are super cute.
Love that you love cats too!!!!
Crazy cat lady 🤣
Those are some beautiful babies
Paula has booked a guest for this week, but she won’t tell us who it is! Come for the mystery… and then stay for your Most Embarrassing Moments. It’s a loaded show! Or so she tells us… listen wherever you get your pods!
Omg what was with that hamster guy? I had to look it up. Female hamster have 6-8 teats and males have none! Was that guy just a random comedian guy? It was hilarious but wtf?
Yeah a totally set up. “ Gillespie‘s disease.”??? Really. lol.  Sounds like the energy vampire from WWDITS.
I don’t care who it is…..I’ll probably just laugh my way through it!!!
I listened to the interview twice. Total perfection.
That was a very special interview.
That guy was hilarious!
I hope it’s Larry.
See you on Wednesday! Get your tickets at: www.eventbrite.com/e/ping-pong-for-good-tournament-fundraiser-celebrating-world-table-tennis-tick...
Paula, Thanks for showing up last night and supporting Ping Pong For Good. Great to meet you and see you play!
I wish!
Wednesday 4/23! Get your tickets!
See you there!
Ping Pong for Good Tournament & Fundraiser Celebrating World Table Tennis!
Ping Pong for Good Tournament & Fundraiser Celebrating World Table Tennis!
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Join us for an exciting night of ping pong, community, and impact as we celebrate World Table Tennis Day with a tournament and fundraiser!Did you invite Toni??
Yes, do something to help the USA
Oh man, I feel your momentum! It hasn't even been 100 days!!! Thanks for bringing attention to the craziness! 😺❤️
Finally reading a book I've had forever: Paul Revere's Ride by David Hackett Fischer. Lots of lessons from Paul Revere - he was an amazing organizer. And he created a cool silver bowl to commemorate 92 MA legislators who voted NOT to rescind a letter they sent to the other colonies asking them to resist the Townshend Acts. Those legislators summoned their courage! The bowl praises them and condemns "the insolent Menaces of Villains in Power." You gotta love Paul Revere!
Amen Paula
It will never happen - they are so afraid that the president will call them bad names!
They are cowards- would rather tank the Constitution rather than get primaried.
What's coming is much scarier than the British ever were.
Remember Paul Revere ? He had a plan to spread the word. He looked for the signs and followed the plan. Big difference isn’t there ?
1 if by land, 2 if by DC. I’ve got 2 lights on!
Spoken like a true Sudburian.
I think it was two lights. 😉 but I get the idea and absolutely. It’s time for fucking Paul Revere.
They say they are afraid but they are just greedy wanting to hold onto the money of the taxpayers while not doing job for the people. If you are afraid quit your fuckin job and give it to someone with the courage to do it.
Hah - as if any of them have a spine...
Yes!
Nursing is a scary job. Being in Congress is mostly associated with ass kissing..not sure you can catch anything..quit wining and do yr job
Most would not have the courage to do what was done back then.
The whole country needs courage. Maybe Republican Congress shows the wimpyness of the nation.
Sadly, they don't see a problem.
The guy who was captured after a couple blocks? The only thing he ever did was have a name you can rhyme. You want Israel Bissell. He was the real person of history here.
Amen Paula! Give me Liberty or give me death!
Is their utter silence not the greatest mark of cowardice? Would they allow a Democrat the leeway that they have allowed Trump in usurping congressional authority? I think not. I think they would be foaming at the mouth - and they'd be right!
All those republicans in the house and senate cannot be going to bed at night without thinking about the disaster Trump and musk are causing in this country and then get a good nights sleep. Cowards,all of them!!
Snakes have quite impressive spines. Republicans? Not so much.
I’m about to tell ‘em in Healdsburg, California.
Great show PAULA POUNDSTONE! I thought I was the only one who hates golf.
Paula keeps showing a chair in her videos and photos what does it mean I’m puzzled?
Well, you definitely sold out.
Oh hell no! Put a cloth over it before you sit on it. Pew!
I heard you’ve sold out!
Great show! Thank you! We used to have a JC Penney right here laden with underwear: it became the Raven Film Center which died during the pandemic. Also speaking of Perry Mason, Raymond Burr was one of our beloved residents, making one of his homes here and running his very own winery: www.raymondburrvineyards.com/
i feel like that marquee is judging you...
Great seeing you last night! Wonderful show!!! Glad you came to our sweet town- I’ve lived in Healdsburg just a little over one year! We are at Enso Village. enso.kendal.org/
Who did you sell out to?
It was a great show!
Oh, Healdsburg needs to step up their chair choices. 😉 ( Love it there, beautiful area )
Fabulous show! Thank you!!
Another great night, I'm sure!
Fabulous show! Wonderful to meet you!
Maybe not physically, but grew up in northern California. Stomping grounds woo woo for you!
Come up to humboldt again please 🙂
Humor is a valuable resource one musted waste it.
Loved it!
This was a great show, thanks for being so damn funny!
what's the deal with the ugly pink chair?
Sold out!! Yay!
...they’ll be listening! And loving!
Thank you Paula 💕🩷❤️
RUSSIAN RIVER COUNTRY
Thank you, Paula! Your performance was outstanding. I laughed so hard my throat is still sore 2 days later.
ENTER TO WIN TICKETS.
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Enter to win tickets for Paula Poundstone on Friday, June 6 at Pantages Theater.Wow. No tour dates in Michigan, or even, God-forbid, Ohio for an entire year? 😭
Paula was in Maine and we were there. My kitties love their pussy pillow. I had so much. Thank you PAULA POUNDSTONE
My daughter and I saw Paula in BARABOO WISCONSIN. BEST show EVER!
I remember the Pantages Theater. It was the first place I saw when I traveled on the subway in LA to Hollywood and Vine.
Shannah Game returns, and she’s here to help us improve our relationship with money. Turns out there are a few simple rules, and oddly, Rule #1 ISN’T “Get a million dollars.” And speaking of a million bucks, that’s what your garden will look like after you take Bonnie’s sage advice; it’s a new “Garden Time with Captain Crinkle.” Listen wherever you get your pods!
