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September 30th, 12:54 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

On the road with Paula: Half a table. ... See MoreSee Less

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My grandmother had half a night stand like that table.

September 28th, 1:25 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

Lawson, the House Panther, prepares for the holidays. ... See MoreSee Less

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So many angels getting their wings on each play of this video! <3 He's a handsome kitty 😻

I have a House Panther too. His name is Gaspard. He is handsome and romantic.

My house panther, Gremlin

Lawson Poundstone? Is this a runup to the Poundstone Diner Cam?

Looks like my cat Fiona

Beautiful black kitty. <3

Love it!

Cute!!!

My house panthers, Fripp & Eno, send their regards to your house panther Lawson. Cheers to you PAULA POUNDSTONE ❤️

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September 27th, 7:49 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

On the road with Paula: Staying productive. ... See MoreSee Less

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And this is why you are one of my favorite comedians! ❤️🤣 By now your fingers must be going numb from typing all of those citizens arrests.

The Music Hall in Portsmouth happily awaits your arrival!!

Ok. Next time you’re in SLC, do the same thing to all the dinglefusses blowing through red lights.

Do you tell them you need to send them a dollar? As a kid, we went to Boston on vacation. We were on the 9th floor in the hotel. I usually slept on the floor, and my sisters shared a bed. Fire alarm went off at 4am, and I didn’t notice at all. Slept right through it! 😂

We just missed you. I left the Cape on Tuesday and Dad stayed in a hotel in Boston on his way to visit Paula on Wednesday.

Thanks for the warning! Don’t want one of those

I love your sense of humor, you are the best!

Hey, Paula! I'm in the room next door and every time you pound on the window it reverberates really loud and startles me. I figured the best way to let you know was to comment on your facebook post. Would you knock it off? Or stop knocking it off? You know what I mean.

That's hilarious 😂 Waitingfor you to come back to Tucson, we have lots of bad decision drivers here, maybe you can help???

I love you PAULA

Bwaaaa! I’d so do that!

WIFE: Honey, why are you still up? It’s 3 in the morning. HUSBAND: It’s that Paula Poundstone in the room next door. WIFE: Is she STILL pounding on the window and shouting at random drivers? HUSBAND: Yes. But I guess it’s all worth it, as long as she’s making the world a safer place. WIFE: True. True. I’ll put the coffee on.

This thoroughly deputized window banger in our RBDT (real bad drivers themselves) division of the nationwide network USB (upper story busters) level of Frustrated Hairball Patrol Officers is hereby recommended for promotion. To the seventeenth floor.

I love you !!

LOL. Time we'll spent!

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September 27th, 4:22 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

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September 27th, 6:31 am

PAULA POUNDSTONE

Studies show that when you share an article that you haven’t read, it actually makes you think you know more than you do. Don’t bother reading any further - you’re already an expert on this podcast! Share it! But if you’re still reading, know that we’ve got returning champion Dr. Art Markman on the show to discuss this phenomenon. Listen here: paulapoundstone.com/podcast/ep-220-truth-or-share/ ... See MoreSee Less

Studies show that when you share an article that you haven’t read, it actually makes you think you know more than you do. Don’t bother reading any further - you’re already an expert on this podcast! Share it! But if you’re still reading, know that we’ve got returning champion Dr. Art Markman on the show to discuss this phenomenon. Listen here: https://paulapoundstone.com/podcast/ep-220-truth-or-share/

September 25th, 12:02 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

On the road with Paula: Wind ... See MoreSee Less

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You crack me up, Paula! I love your little videos!!

You do your stunts! Cha ching! Wowee!

Fantastic and tickles too

Right? The story of every women!

Its the law of nature

Where you at Chicago ?

Passing windy.

Oh my

Like one of those French models with the giant fans going. But not exactly....

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September 24th, 5:42 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

On the road with Paula: New Hampshire ... See MoreSee Less

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Fabulous show tonight in Concord, NH! Used to go see your shows regularly when you played a certain comedy club in Boston back in the 80s. You are even funnier now. Thanks for the laughs tonight. They were needed.

Great show last night! Loved every minute!

Love that laugh at the end 🤣. Love ya Paula! Have a great show 👍👍

The one and only time I was in New Hampshire I realized the town I was in had very few street signs, so good luck with the pillows. 😳😂

Anytime you need a New Hampshire or Maine guide, I hope you will hit me up. I think it would be a hoot to steer you hither and yon!

I think you are brave and amazing. Funny, too.

Looking forward to seeing you in Omaha!

I am so glad I am not the only one who is directionally challenged!

Awesome hat!

I am that way too ! Waze is my friend. Good thing all three of my schools were at the end of my block. So good seeing you Montalvo , Saratoga where my son picked me up after but we couldn’t locate each other. Add darkness and I may be lost forever.

"... if i get lost I can orient myself to the puffy part... " Nice line. Very Paula.

Very excited to see you in Ithaca next month. Let me know if you need good directions.

And if you’re too tired to walk back, you can curl up and take a nap. Win win!

I read a friend's post, "When I need directions, don't confuse me with words like East and West. "

I love the hat. 💜💜

Always turn right or maybe left or turn around at the puffy part. Carry on.

"Geographic Pillow Strategy" before GPS.

I do the same thing. I've done this all over the world.

Or if you’re hopelessly lost, you can just take a nap and have somewhere comfy to put your head! Win/win!!🤣

I'm not a map reader. Tell me landmarks and turn left or right, not north or south.

Highway help on soft woven head rests! Brill! 😂

that’s where i saw you a few years ago!

I think she needs to adjust her psych meds

Make sure it isn't a map of Paul Revere's Ride.

Hi Darling. You are The Best!!

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September 23rd, 7:54 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

On the road with Paula: Reflections ... See MoreSee Less

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Hey Paula!!! I'll see you tonight!!! So excited!!

Wishing awl the best!

A demolition company was called after neighbors were through living next door to owners doing a home development that took longer than 4 years to complete. Owners of the demolished property states the noise canceling ultimatium wasnt there doing but wants to help the neighborhood live their best life being next to them..

You never fail to make me laugh. Much luv and thanks.

Maybe a blender..

Hi Paula!! 💕

An electric drill comes to mind.

Phantom 👻 neighbors 👻

Very kind of you. Perhaps they'll be brief hammering.

I was gonna say I bet your neighbors or using a little assistance this evening. I love my earplugs!!

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September 23rd, 3:47 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

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Paula, you need a haircut hon.

I saw some empty seats...

September 23rd, 2:54 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

On the road with Paula: JFK ... See MoreSee Less

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I am so glad you were born!!

I expected more floating candles

I love your hat!!!!

Safe travels ❤️

I love you Paula, I'm not a stalker!

Love the hat….

See you in Portsmouth!

It’s really not! But at least it’s not LaGuardia!

See you in Concord!👍

❤️ your 🧢

Horrible hat.

Hillary won!

Ann Arbor Michigan needs funny, come here!

Bored are we? 😂😂😻

You should have taken escalator 2 1/2

Go tell 'em!

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September 21st, 3:19 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

Ready for a night of big laughs? Limited tickets are still available for PAULA POUNDSTONE at the The Ridgefield Playhouse tomorrow night! Before the show, stop by and see our friend Barb at Southwest Cafe for dinner and enjoy a complimentary margarita when you show your tickets!
🎟️ bit.ly/PaulaPoundstoneRPH

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I love you, you're one of the funniest pretty women I have ever seen.

Can’t wait for the show tonight, PAULA POUNDSTONE!!! Met you at Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me last year at Tanglewood. Looking forward to laughing with you tonight!

September 21st, 2:25 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

I’m not safe. ... See MoreSee Less

I’m not safe.

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Your show this week made my day. So much fun. Last week I listened to The Poundstone Institute, lily Tomlin was one of the guests. I was sad to see that show end, and loved that you started NLPP. What you have all created is amazing. I never laugh so much as I do when listening. I always learn a thing or two and hate when the episode is over. Thank you for creating what you have.

Reminds me of the cat who chased me up on a table as I was babysitting 50 years ago. Scared out of my wits. Finally woke up the 6-yr-old so she could put him in the basement. I know it sounds like a nightmare but it REALLY happened.

Cats are magnificent beasts. Sometimes they have to make that clear.

Oh, come on Paula. That is the expression of deep seated LOVE! It is also obvious, that his/her Siamese pal is trying to school'em on how to tone it down a bit. I love your cats! 😎 Cheers, Markus P.S. I love you, too. P.P.S. Our cats get jealous if you love one more than the other, so I had to say that.

I’m a cat person but I gotta say, that one scares me!

So cute, when you finally read that cat on the right's posture and its head turned to the left. Looks like Mr. Black striped squeeky wheel gets to be the heavy!!!**

You are all crazy! This cat is laughing and laughing at Paula’s latest joke which the cat overheard while Paula was rehearsing !!!

None of us are

I'm on it

My mother-in-law's cat looked like that this morning at the vet office after her second shot! Poor baby.

It wants a good cheek scratch!

I get that! My cat flew hard into my thumb and had to get a cortisone shot! 😬

That’s don’t bite me. It has and it hurt!

I have a young one who talks back when we yell at her

thoughts and prayers!

Want more? I'm fostering a mama and her 6 kittens all are ready for adoption

One of my favorite bits of yours was about cats... how you never know if they are staring at something on your sweater or if they can see that someone is about to kill you. 😆

That is a little too Stephen King, even for me. 😉

This picture belongs on the Disapproving Cats page.

So let me get this straight, you actually thought you were safe before??

Our projectile shedders are a tabby and a Siamese like these. They rule this roost.

I’m safe.. she doesn’t share.

Just give him the treats and move on...

Come to CATCON at the pasadena convention center and you will feel right at home on October 1&2❤️👍

Even your Siamese seems startled!

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September 20th, 6:23 am

PAULA POUNDSTONE

We all know that this year’s campaigns are heating up, but what’s it like from the inside? What are the rules nowadays, and more importantly, are there rules nowadays? Author, political consultant, and recovering Republican Tim Miller drops in to drop some knowledge. Listen here or wherever you get your pods: paulapoundstone.com/podcast/ep-219-see-how-they-run/ ... See MoreSee Less

We all know that this year’s campaigns are heating up, but what’s it like from the inside? What are the rules nowadays, and more importantly, are there rules nowadays? Author, political consultant, and recovering Republican Tim Miller drops in to drop some knowledge. Listen here or wherever you get your pods: https://paulapoundstone.com/podcast/ep-219-see-how-they-run/

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Walked out on your Concord NH show. Disgraceful you use a captured audience to spew your political views. I happen to miss $2 gal gas, food on shelves and $ in my ret. acct. Illegals? Have you adopted a family of them yet? I buy a ticket for a comedian to be funny. Dont give a shit about your views. If this keeps up China will be a better country to live in...

I'm sorry, I think voting is obsolete. Money, bad actors, and starvation are the new dominance in government.

September 18th, 11:58 am

PAULA POUNDSTONE

More questions from the road… ... See MoreSee Less

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It's for arm wrestling maybe.😂

You look good in a baseball hat and ponytail! And...you're our favorite comedian.

you are so right! That is the dumbest tiniest table for 2 big chairs! Love your sign-off (it's a good thing I'm alone!) And you killed at SF Comedy Day today - per usual!! Thanks for making the trip up or over to us. I think i told you this 3 yrs ago before Covid, but i love your long hair, and the no make-up look. You have good bone structure and carry it off so beautifully. Like a natural beauty, and funny!!

I hope they are paying you to stay the night! Geesis

There is nothing better than a peek behind the curtain. I only wish you had actually pulled back the curtain.

You must be downtown 😁

I sat next to you on a flight from Maine.

Enjoy Bozeman!

I love you Paula you are the funniest woman on the planet!

It's a very special item imported from Maine. Your legs are intertwined to keep you warm and the little side cubbies are for your mittens.

Pull the chairs apart, Paula!!

Dearest, Paula; you are the best, the brightest, a national treasure!

Prototype as to what may come

It was a long time ago. I’m a friend of Bill’s

That's hilarious 😂

Collaboration-is that what were calling it now? 😂😂😂

Turn the table so persons sit at the small ends.

I adore these behind the curtain!

Dumbest set up I have ever seen

I like how you analyze all the bad designs we have in the world and bring humor to the situation!

Does that table and chair move back?

Check the cupboard for a Lazy Susan. 🤗

God I love you 😂😄🤣

PAULA POUNDSTONE is that in the room? Or general area??

I love the way you take the high road.🤔💞👌🇺🇸✔😉

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