Brain Sediment
I wish that what I planned to do, and what I have to do would play together more nicely.
Ditto! 😂
The struggle is real!
True!
That's why I plan to binge Netflix and Twinkies. 😁
Here here!
YES!
Keep trying. 😊✌️♥️
Definitely! I can't even get them to the same room for tea.
I can get those two together, but "what I actually accomplish" always seems to flake on us.
Ditto
Right?!? More like what I have to do laughs in the face my plans...
Me too.
Me too
What I want to do is always screaming!
As the mother of an almost-one-year-old, I relate to this sentiment very much!
Oh, so do I!
Don’t stress so much, better days are coming soon! WWG1WGA youtu.be/50IA9dsekFs
That is really great perspective, Paula!
I wish I could get what I plan to do and what I have to do to coincide with what I actually do.
Me, too!!!
Amen
“How do you make God laugh?” “Make a plan.”
Amen.
Me, too.
"Putin is my mentor in the Jr. Ruthless Dictator Club and I am working on my Distraction Badge." Let the French President Trump Weekly Press Conference commence! Listen at paulapoundstone.com or wherever you get your pods!
A "distraction badge"? Does that come with duct tape? : P
Modeled after the WH president!
Boomers generation hate for Russia needs to end. Get over the brainwashing.
OK. Ahhh...love this but I don’t get the French president part. What does that mean?
Why does Trump keep saying that Obama left us with no PPE for a pandemic? If I moved my family into a house, and we lived there for three years, and ran out of food. Could I tell my kids that the people that lived there before didn't leave us any food?
Facts
Because whatever anyone is complaining about, it's always Obama's fault. Thanks, Obama!
You could tell them that. And FOX would probably run a story about it!
If you go by his view, I guess so! Dumbass!
Exactly!!!
He says it because his supporters are dumb enough to believe it.
And when we got to the new house I fired the entire grocery store that was going to deliver and make sure we had food.
The difference is that you are not an idiot and Trump is!
Amen
Because it's a lie. He tells lies. It's his superpower. He needs no other reason.
I'm going to try it the next time I run out of booze.
Why didn't Trump fix that when he took office? Oh wait, Republicans....... 🙄
Not to mention the fact that there was a stockpile left.
Blame game.
I wouldn't Paula they would know Mama has finally lost it and call 911.
Thanks Paula love your logic. You make me happy
#fuckingtruth
They always fall back to blaming Obama. You can count on it.
This would be really funny if it weren’t true
Exactly
That’d be one nasty pantry!
Good analogy, Paula.
He takes no responsibility. For anything. Ever.
😂😂😂😂
Why is Paula always lost and Adam (“CompassHead”) always found? Neuroscientist Dr. Giuseppe Iaria is on hand to explain the ways our brains map the world. Or fail to do so. Plus, Poundstone’s pod puppy pulls pranks. And, yes, it’s time for another... Mailbag! Thanks to house band Nobody Matt Evans on the electric guitar! Listen at paulapoundstone.com or wherever you get your pods.
I listen!
Has there been any consideration given to renegotiating contracts with the police union to ban, among other things, "internal investigations?" One way to stop the protests would be to address the concerns.
Absolutely - just address their concerns!!!!
WHHHHAAAAAAAAT? Solve something? When it can always be made worse by force? FORCE FUN, SOLVE MAKE SAD.
I don’t disagree that there certainly are issue with police departments. However, if you have no intimate knowledge of how a police department runs, then you won’t understand why internal investigations are conducted.
Exactly!
Do you think the unions want change? :: I don’t ::
“Address the concerns?” Radical concept!
You know what amazes me? Cop fiction universally portrays internal affairs as the enemy. Cops who investigate cops aren’t considered “real cops.” And this isn’t just in SOME cop fiction. It’s ALL cop fiction. Including that which is written by former cops. Regardless of how effective they truly are at ferreting out bad cops, why is this a universal theme? How IA and, furthermore, the press is ALWAYS the enemy?
Explain them to us Dawn...
The world can survive a few criminals and con-artists in our midst. But, when the criminality has been institutionalized in our society, in our courts, in our monetary system, in our DOJ, in our government and worst of all, in our LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS, a certain inevitability becomes agonizingly clear. This harbinger has arrived, it’s time for EVERYONE to get involved. #GreatAwakening During the Obama administration the DOJ, several federal courts and intelligence agencies were converted into an interconnected, organized criminal enterprise. Many of these entrenched criminals remain embedded in the federal bureaucracy to this day. Christopher Wray and William Barr have done nothing to bring these criminals to justice. In fact, they are continuing to block efforts to uncover the unprecedented abuse that occurred. Special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation was illegally predicated on at the very least illegally obtained and more likely, intelligence agency manufactured disinformation and then the whole mess was / is classified so there can be no inquiry by the public. That debacle led to an effort by corrupt politicians like Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff, Schumer and Nadler to illegally impeach our duly elected President, DJT. As former CIA whistleblower John Stockwell said: “They have a license to kill, but also they took that as license to smuggle drugs and do all kinds of things against our laws, international laws and every principle of nations working together to build a more healthy and peaceful world” Sedition? I think so. Treason? Quite possibly. Fraud? Definitely, the taxpayers pay for it all... multi-millions... Now is the time to be concerned... #GreatAwakening. Sidney Powell told Sara Carter. “Clapper and Brennan and others knew that Flynn intended to audit and clean out the corrupt intelligence agencies. They and the FBI targeted him to destroy with this false prosecution. Every day the government delays in dismissing this persecution is a disgrace for anything called “Justice” and an enormous waste of taxpayer dollars.” General Flynn formally asked to withdraw his guilty plea in January and filed a motion to dismiss the case, accusing federal prosecutors of “egregious government misconduct.” youtu.be/tIn4BBVl2YA www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/04/doj-prosecutors-ask-another-delay-flynn-case-sidney-powell-fight... The Obama team weaponized DOJ, FBI and other intel agencies. Read the reports. Barr is now exposing the corruption. twitter.com/RichardGrenell/status/1287149504743919617 Remember when Hillary Clinton and her minions said: “NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW” “Barr said what happened to Trump was one of the greatest travesties in American history. Even more alarming was the pattern of events after the campaign to sabotage Trump’s presidency.” www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/04/barr-no-basis-fbis-crossfire-hurricane-investigation-concerning-...
If only stopping the protests were the goal. I fear Civil War is the goal instead.
What. A. Concept, Paula. You would think, wouldn't you, that someone in charge might have started to do this already. But, no.....
Yea, how about more money, working conditions, and benefits in exchange for not murdering innocent unarmed black people? Seems like a fair compromise. 😃
Yes. Time to negotiate in good faith...
Here in Portland commissioner Joanne Hardesty is the leader for change to policing in the city. She has been pressing for change for years and now the protests have opened a door for her to get this done. This podcast talks about her plans for a new and independent police oversight board and discusses the contracts. She is the only person of color on the city commission, she is a powerhouse and It is well worth a listen. www.wweek.com/news/city/2020/06/09/commissioner-jo-ann-hardesty-is-on-the-cusp-of-achieving-a-lon... The other link here is her planning for "Defunding" and moving those dollars to a new POrtland Street Response. www.wweek.com/news/city/2020/06/09/commissioner-jo-ann-hardesty-is-on-the-cusp-of-achieving-a-lon...
Paula, you have always been way too sensible. This world doesn’t deserve you.
I think it's a vicious circle. Asking 'police-type outfits' to give up anything that gives them 'coercive power'. There are gains to be made but I think there are historical and healing reasons why as a society we are resorting to 'public expression' but it needs to be a multi-layered approach. I think this battle needs to start to be waged in the Courts. Too bad the courts are 'kinda behind'. But I see the light of justice at the end of this tunnel. Of course, when something like a pandemic comes along and we see ALL politicians (save a few) politicize it in the critical first months, well, now opportunity for meaningful change and not parts of the same cycles. "Small things make big changes" someone said to me once.
After stealing the cookies, I asked myself if I had stolen the cookies and discovered I had not!
With law enforcement pattern labor contracts, negotiations to include changes in accountability and conduct monitoring by independent organizations will be copied once adopted in new contracts. First one is the hardest.
Nah you've got to dismantle the unions and #defundthepolce
Bingo Paula Poundstone, to be effective the investigations should be external. D.A.s largely affirm the police no matter what. Also someone needs to take a look at qualified privilege, and its limits
The teachers, doctors and police all need strong internal auditing bodies.
Keep Using Your platform. You’re brilliant.
I mean there are always ongoing attempts to work with the police. Nobody's first move is rioting. The polices unions are almost never willing to negotiate. In my city a law was just assed to reduce (not eliminate just reduce) their immunity from prosecution and every police union and organization lost their minds over it. Wouldn't negotiate a middle ground, wouldn't meet with lawmakers just flat out refused to even have a conversation. Law passed anyway. Turns out most of the state was not impressed with their "I'm gonna hold my breath until you buy me that you" method of negotiation.
Ha! I was just thinking the same thing.
My thoughts exactly! Damn we’re smart! Lol
Mark Shields has a great idea. Let's pass a voting rights bill to honor John Lewis. It'll last longer than flowers.
And undo all the Republicans hard work? They'll never go for it.
That is a superb idea! What better way to honor him?
Now all we gotta do is get Moscow Mitch to sign it!!
Hope so , anyway.
More impact on the country as a whole than renaming a bridge. (That is a good idea too!)
Agreed
People been saying this...but you know, the Majority Leader of the Senate, Mitch McConnell, aka Moscow Mitch, just sent the Senators home. There have been bills on his desk since the first day this Congress opened HR1 to protect our elections, to make Election Day a national holiday, to send money to local jurisdictions to help them protect against any attempts to hack the election — SITTING ON MC CONELL’S DESK SINCE DAY 1. He is a traitor to this country
Yassss!!!
I heard Mark Shields propose this yesterday on the PBS news hour. It's a great idea.
Absolutely!
Shields and Brooks are “must see“ TV for me on the Friday night edition of the PBS News Hour.
Thank you. I keep getting this stuff about a bridge.
This.
I second that motion
Yes!
The Republicans are wearing me down, Paula. They'd never see the value in that idea.
But what if the wrong people vote? Have you thought of that? Do you want the US to waste precious tax payer money on school and education? Where would we get the hired help if everyone gets a good education? Those Bentleys don’t polish themselves!
Long overdue.
Been sitting on McConnell's desk.
Best idea ever So sick of suppressing voters with lack of voting by mail and too few voting machines
The best way to honor all warriors of justice is to continue their good works... “No on is above the law” “None are so hopelessly enslaved, as those who falsely believe they are free. The truth has been kept from the depth of their minds by masters who rule them with lies. They feed them on falsehoods till wrong looks like right in their eyes.” -Johann von Goethe The FED creates “money” (Fiat currency) that it does not have and loans it to the banks and mortgage companies who are participating in the global financial fraud. The FED collects interest on these loans that it did not earn. The banks and mortgage companies also attach interest to this “money” that it should not have and in turn, loans it out into the economy. The banks and the mortgage companies and their employees make a LOT of money in this way. They won’t / don’t want the fraudulent system to change, they, their families and their lifestyles are DEPENDENT on it. In essence it’s a gigantic game of musical chairs. The banks and mortgage companies and their partners in crime, are able to remove real assets out of the economy by wielding financial leverage that they should not have. If everyone was able to create “money” out of nothing, the defect in this fraudulent system would be quickly exposed. Even legitimate businesses are forced to participate in the financial fraud or be crushed by its competitors that are willing to. In this way, given enough time, this racketeering operation and it’s criminal partners will eventually own EVERYTHING of any significance. Rothschild himself, in a moment of pure arrogance, probably expressed it best when he said: “The few who can understand the system will be either so interested in its profits, or so dependent on its favors, that there will be no opposition from that class, while, on the other hand, that great body of people, mentally incapable of comprehending the tremendous advantage that Capital derives from the system, will bear its burden without complaint and, perhaps, without even suspecting that the system is inimical to their interests." The last president to point out this criminal operation was JFK. (We all know how that ended) Qanon has also talked about this criminal operation and the people and families behind it. They are the puppet masters who are manipulating the crooked politicians, not just here in the states, but around the globe. What if Q = President Trump? What if this criminal enterprise could finally be shut down world wide? If we’re able to solve this one problem, all the other problems would solve themselves. Come join the fight for justice @ #GreatAwakening WWG1WGA Read the Transcript of the President’s speech and consider the Q plan to save the world... #GreatAwakening Trump speech Published on Oct 24, 2016 Q-anon begins posting (actually signing as “Q”) on November 02, 2017 youtu.be/KVeDKuHPDK8 youtu.be/G2qIXXafxCQ
What "voting rights" don't you think exist?
What KY needs to do us vote Mitch OUT. Donate to the effort if you can.
Also #changethenameofthebridge
"Read the book ADVENTURES OF LIBERAL
DEMOCRAT MOUSE WHO HATES HIS COUNTRY. I saw a
teacher reading aloud from that book to an elementary school classroom, and the kids were crying."
French Trump is baaaaaack. Check out the Weekly Press Conference at paulapoundstone.com or wherever you get your pods.
“Hey”, says liberal mouse, “I am going up to Portland and get some rest. Portland is such a nice quiet town. It’s a place where you can sit outside of a cafe, have a cup of coffee, and know that no one will bother you.”
The question from OAN at yesterday’s press conference was the best. I have co-opted it for myself.
Now that is FUNNY! 😁🤣😂 Everyone knows that capitalism is the economic engine that creates wealth and abundance that makes philanthropy and welfare (and entertainment careers) possible. “...After all, socialism is the leading man-made cause of death and misery in human existence. Whether implemented by a mob or a single strongman, collectivism is a poverty generator, an attack on human dignity, and a destroyer of individual rights.” www.dailysignal.com/2018/07/27/sorry-if-youre-offended-but-socialism-leads-to-misery-and-destitut... “America will never become Socialist? That's probably true, but Socialist policies are not on the outside, looking in. The U.S. has far too many of them! Both Socialism & Corporatism have to go. Free Markets & Liberty must replace them.” www.ronpaullibertyreport.com/archives/socialism-corporatism-bankrupted-the-us-free-markets-are-th...
Dear Gretchen, I made the video you ordered at cameo.com/paulap33 for your friend, Sandy. I hope it works, and she accepts your apology. It was for getting her new shoes stinky, right? That's what i said you were apologizing for. Thanks.
Your cameos are the best!💖
Do we have to pay to see it?
My mom sent me a Paula poundstone cameo for my birthday this month! I absolutely LOVE ❤️ it!!!!
Today, I'm taking it to the next level, which is still very low.
is that level up or down
Level 2! You now have 3 hit points, but can still only do 2 level 1 spells.
Well good luck with that
We never knew there could be anything lower than pond scum until HE began FILLING the swamp.
Throw me down a rope..would ya?
If you get out of bed and care for the beings in your home - it counts as a 'win' these days. Remember to put your own parachute on before helping others.
When you have to reach up to touch bottom....
Set reasonable goals. Great job!
Pace yourself girl!
I feel this in my soul...
At your lowest , I'll bet I'm lower ...!
Mood these days, for sure.
I dragged myself out today for a game of mahjong. When I got up to come home, I saw that my pants were on backwards. What level is that?
From slippers to flip-flops?
Sort of a split level?? I'm in!
I am missing you tonight in Saugatuck MI!!!!😕
We just used "Pokin' at cha" today before lunch. Luv~ya !
I'm using that line at my next meeting
Never set expectations!
One step at a time....never quit!!!XO
But at least you’re motivated to try!!
Right there with ya, Paula! 💕
I love this.
I had the weirdest crush on Murray when I was a kid 😅
Kick ass shot!
Ted Knight was hilarious
My 25year old knows who they are !....Kelly Stickney
Simpler times.
One of my favorite shows ever.
Such a great show! Although I like everyone in the cast, Betty White was my favorite.
Only good thing about Minneapolis.
One of my favorites!
Ted Baxter, an incompetent TV personality who ran for office. Life imitates art.
Great show. ❤️
I watched every week. Loved that show!
They were the best. MTM.
Best show ever .
Mary should have ran. She had Spunk. Lou hated spunk.
Gavin MacLeod always conjurs up for me: "More negative waves. Why can't you just say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"
"Crap."
Mr. Grant!
My favorite show as a teenager. Finally a successful, single, strong woman! I hated that she called Ed Asner "Mr." & no one else did!
I hate spunk !
My Dad was a news writer and I loved watching this show with him.
And yet.... Fake news is no joke... The days of the military industrial media complex and permanent warfare state is OVER!!! The US will once again become a constitutional republic AND Trump is doing it with almost no help from anyone... Confessions of an Economic Hit Man by John Perkins “...During history, empires have depended on their military power. Provided that they desired to dominate territory, they sent their soldiers and took it. Enemies may argue about these claims, then this may cause a war, yet that was seldom a disincentive. The quarrel was basically an inescapable outcome of implementing imperial business. This estimation became different after WW II. And then, as elder European forces diminished, two brand new empires came out, the Soviet Union and its rival the United States. Both of them had the atomic bomb meaning that a war between them had the possibility to bring about nuclear armageddon. This was the disincentive and it made the US implement a new tactic for imperial management.” youtu.be/XGf1g39Vhkw goodbooksummary.com/confessions-of-an-economic-hit-man-by-john-perkins-book-summary-review/ "But he's (Putin) a killer," O'Reilly said to Trump. "There are a lot of killers. You think our country's so innocent?" Trump replied. Countries overthrown by the CIA: * Syria 1949 * Iran 1953 * Guatemala 1954 * Tibet 1955–70s * Indonesia 1958 * Cuba 1959 * Iraq 1960–63 * Dominican Republic 1961 * South Vietnam 1963 * United States 1963 * Brazil 1964 * Australia 1967 * Chile 1970–73 * Greece 1974 * Afghanistan 1979–89 * Turkey 1980 * Poland 1980–89 * Nicaragua 1981–90 * Iraq 1992–96 * Venezuela 2002 * Iraq 2002–03 * Iran 2005–present * Syria 2012–present * Ukraine 2014 * Libya youtu.be/m3ioJGMCr-Y
Loved that show
My favorite show!
Take all the money out of Trump wall fund and use it for virus relief.
Could Paula make it as a cheesemonger, even though she’s basically a vegan? Carly Leisk, owner of Michigan’s “Culture Beer and Cheese” joins us for an unusually cheesy career corner. Plus, Kelly Houseman won an appearance on our show at a CharityBuzz auction - Paula and Adam interview her to get inside the mind of a Nobody. Thanks to house band Dustin Moburg on the euphonium! Listen at paulapoundstone.com or wherever you get your pods.
I listen to Paula Poundstone every week. #nobody
As I get older, I've discovered that anal arguments are often related to my cheese intake... esp when combined with certain spicey dishes.
"Basically' a vegan? As a vegan, I'm not sure I understand how a vegan can be "basically" a vegan. What are you eating that I'm not?
I don't think I will make it all the way through, I am laughing to hard...
... on pins & needles: will Mac laPierre call in?
I too am a socks and sandal fan.
Great guests! 🙂 (Quality Nobody)
Love cheese
Another monger is greedmonger!
BTW, there are also “iron mongers”. It’s still a common term for hardware stores in the UK. I recall looking for thumbtacks and a friend said I would “have to go to the iron monger’s for push pins!”
Oh, the cat’s eaten it! youtu.be/WEZC8IFoirc
How did I miss this? Gotta listen soon! (Said this Nobody...)🙂
There really aren't enough "mongers" anymore.
I’m “basically”, a vegetarian. 😉 ( one that cheats every once in a while.
Thanks for making the podcast longer. I dole them out a little every day, like fine chocolates. Gotta make ‘em last till the next Tuesday
I've always wanted to be a cheesemonger. Any kind of monger, really. Show me something and I'll mong it for you
NOBODY LISTENS TO PAULA POUNDSTONE. What happened to Doug, the intern? Clues are mounting. Perry Mason has been brought in on the case. Listen at paulapoundstone.com or wherever you get your pods.
I went to Summer Camp too! And we never used WOHELO as a Hello or a Good bye.
Was he wearing a red shirt? Oh, wait. Wrong series, and no color. So never mind.
Rita Ibarra turn on the sound, doesn't that theme song bring back memories 🌷💙
Wohelo was a Campfire Girls thing.
Della and Perry had really low gravely voices. I conger up the concept of a smoker's voice so would have them both puffing away and coughing and waving their hand thru the smoke with frog horn bass voices on mock up pool noodle size cigarette props and their conversation congratulating themselves on cutting down to one cigarette a day.......
Speaking of unsolved mysteries... Thoughts? The original mockingbird: Dan Rather was allowed to view the Zapruder film, which was classified at the time, and report on what he saw 12 years before it was finally released to the public in 1975. “Violently FORWARD” Dan Rather How can this be explained and why did he lie? youtu.be/P5xHPHmeKhg What else have they lied about?
and why does no one talk about “Little Jimmy Long Hair” any more - what secrets are being hidden ?
Why is Perry Mason now a private investigator (on HBO)? I don't think Erle would be very happy about this, putting Paul Drake out of work. 😎
Love Perry.
Doug is not dead, he got hired and promoted
Better send Paul to check our man in Bakersfield.
I thought it was David.
Mitch McConnell’s desk is gonna collapse under the weight of the bills that are just sitting on it.
Hopefully it will fall on him.
Donate to McGrath.
But but their freedom!
why does he get paid to not do his job.....
Moral bills... his desk will buckle under the weight of his injustices against the American people and his enablement of the the current administration .
He is EVIL
His pants will probably fall under the weight of the money he and his wife have pocketed thru insider trading and quid pro quo legislation.
True!!
Ditch Mitch!
yes! no matter where you live!
If I refused to do my job, I'd be fired... You hear that, Kentucky? He's Supposed to be working For You. Fire him already!
amymcgrath.com/ Whether you live in Kentucky or not, we all benefit from Moscow Mitch gone.
Let's hope he's hiding under it when it does collapse.
Hoping he'll be buried under them.
If he had a conscience he’d collapse under that too. Vote him out!
Oh, I don't think they're sitting on his desk, surely he has industrial strength shredders for such pesky things.
Thank you Paula.😊✌️♥️🇺🇸
Nah, if they come from the house, I'm sure he has a shredder outside his office.
Vote NOVEMBER 3, 2020 TO CORRECT THIS CHAOS!
I don't see how that position has been allowed to have such gatekeeper powers. Just doesn't seem right.
Hopefully it will fall on top of him, like the house in the Wizard of Oz.
I hope he’s under it when it does.
I hope he's under it when it happens ...
Maybe all the lobbyists suckin his *ick should get out from under it.
"Maybe you could inject beans just under the skin? I’m going to have Jared look into it. If eets Goya, eets got to be good."
Live now, The French Trump Weekly Press Conference. Listen in at paulapoundstone.com or wherever you get your pods.
He’s already FoS, so maybe he’ll explode.
I never liked their products anyway
Beans Beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot the better you feel...... hopefully Orange will toot instead of talk
Plenty of cans on the shelves of our local grocery store, hah! No one seems interested in the brand
I need to get the French President joke, but I'm not, so far...
Even the world's best canned beans are STILL canned beans.
They can remove the CEO he will get a package. The folks who process, ship the product get zero if a boycott causes the company to cut back the number of workers . I like most of their products. I doubt the majority of employees either know the jerk or agree with him. So I will keep buying the coffee.
Goya is just another European overlord.
I am Boycotting Goya
Our shilling Prezidump is an embarrassment. Snake oil. Pig in a poke. Pissparty.
Of course, this is not really about public health or politics is it? “Over the past two decades the Clintons have created nothing short of a global network consisting of influential foreign politicians, oligarchs and royalty, exercising what Wall Street analyst Charles Ortel called "the cult of unregulated globalism." The fall of the House of Clinton may bring an end to this globalist structure, he told Sputnik. "The Clintons — and the Bushes and Obamas — have embraced the cult of unregulated 'globalism' wherein a small band of cronies drawn from the billionaire class, multinational companies, international nonprofits, academia, and media swarm around the world trying to dominate the political agenda, as they move financial markets, and put deals together," Charles Ortel, a Wall Street analyst and investigative journalist, told Sputnik. According to the analyst, this approach gained momentum starting around 1988 and allowed globalist elites to build even greater fortunes out of being able to control any national government. Over the past two decades the Clintons have managed to create a sort of a global network involving prominent foreign politicians, tycoons and powerful clans. Many of them have long been generous donors to the Clinton Foundation, dubbed by Ortel, who has been conducting a private inquiry into the entity for the last few years, the "largest unprosecuted charity fraud ever attempted." sputniknews.com/analysis/201711221059341609-clintons-globalist-elites/
👏👏👏👏👏👏
I’m so glad you’re in my life, Paula Poundstone!
He was confused about the whole damn thing...he thought the can said MAGA Beans.
FUCK BABY TRUMP.... 😊✌️♥️🇺🇸
Oh gawd 😂
Buy Goya don’t be racist!
...or, some other way
He's now the magical fruit candidate
I just bought other brands yesterday. I will never buy Goya again
I never bought that brand.
GOYA IS A GONER....BOYCOTT!!!!!
Me too!
But only after they’ve been soaked in ultra violet light !
Dr. Fauci has caused a slight delay in the French Trump Weekly Press Conference. Don't worry... it will still be at paulapoundstone.com or wherever you get your pods.
If anybody's entitled to the delay, it's Dr. Fauci!
French Trump!😳😁🤔😣😲😀😂🤣 Listen to his news briefs at the end of my weekly “Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone” podcast!😁
My book, THE TOTALLY UNSCIENTIFIC STUDY OF THE SEARCH FOR HUMAN HAPPINESS, is not sold in a gift pack with Mary Trump's book. You can get it at paulapoundstone.com.
Have my autographed copy.
I loved your book. It kept me company last spring while I was quilting in isolation. Thanks for all your humor. Take care. We need you.
Great show last night! Thanks for coming to Maine!!
Your audio book kept me entertained at the beginning of the lockdown in March! Much needed laughs! Thanks!
My autographed copy was a great read. I'm sure it's pretty good without the autograph too.☺
Enjoyed your book!
I need to buy both!
I already have your book, just waiting for Mary's!
I loved your book so much, I've already read it twice since I bought it last year. Thanks for sharing your wit and wisdom, Paula! ❤️
I love your book, Paula!!
I enjoyed it very much😉
Highly recommend your book. It was a great read. Maybe someday I will rent a sports car for the day.
Your audio, North by Northwest, was one of the funniest, smartest stand-ups I have ever listened to. Thank you. 🙏
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I loved your book and love my picture of you and me too. You made me laugh today which I needed. Be safe.
I have it.
Dear Alabama,
Put those masks on. You are worth saving.
I live in Alabama and I question this sentiment. I mean iunno if all of Alabama is worth saving. I would not miss the mullet toss traffic for damn sure.
I think Georgia needs this message more at this point 🙁
I’m in Georgia: please send help!!
Georgia needs a new governor.
WEAR A MASK!!!! 😊✌️♥️🇺🇸
Paula you are incredible!
Cover your spitholes and snotholes so you can keep your cooties to yourself.
Don't be PRO DEATH. Wear a mask.
Hello from one of your (former) Huntsvillian friends (who met you at your 11/2 show in NC!). Yes, our AL friends and family need to mask up!!!
Masks are cute.
Why don’t they already know?
I agree! Thank you from your Huntsville pals!
Georgia too! ❤️
Hmmmmm
Georgia, too!
Actually...
Even Jeff Sessions...
I don't know, I think Darwin had a point....
That goes for you too Georgia! 😷
No they’re not. They just voted against Jeff Sessions in favor of a trump supporter.
Ms. Poundstone...you are a delight. I hope this summer hasn't brought about any new pest invasions of your home. Thank you for always finding a way to make me laugh as the world gets harder and harder to laugh at.
Texas too!
Love from Montgomery, AL! p.s. Thomas Coyne not here either and probably not wearing a mask.
Jonathan's Ogunquit. THIS Thursday, 7/16 and Friday, 7/17 two shows! **There are only 50 seats per show, and all placed for social distancing requirements, at least six feet in between each table.**
Get your tickets now: tickets.jonathansogunquit.com/
We love you, Paula!
Soo wish I could be there. We are cooking in arizona and pining for maine. Saw you in O. a couple years ago. 😂
Will people be masked? I ask because laughing, especially heartily and consistently, would spread droplets like nobody's business.
Lisa Shippee Phyllis Cappuccio
Please be careful.
Dang, we miss you here in L.A. I would always bring friends to be able see your unique and hilarious shows!
Paula! Be careful! Your cat seems to be going after your left nipple! 😬Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone
RI people are unwanted in Maine! 😷💕
Looking good, cat mama! Can't wait to see you live again.
In Wisconsin...looking forward to your show some day❣
Film it and post online. I'd pay for a ticket! There's no show quite like PP.
This will be an awesome show and you are right, a much needed laugh. It will be so intimate. You cat is totally wonderful, too <3
Good luck Paula!
love the cat! hope you have a blast!!
Be afe on (I think American Airlines).
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Hi Paula!
congrats!
What a treat for the lucky audiences! Also: I love your hair at this length. You look especially beautiful.
Have fun!
Will the cat(s) be there?
Lucky them!
I know you will... but I just have to say be careful ❤️
Wait, seriously? You didn't tell me! If I had known, I could have started my 2 week quarantine, in order enter Maine, on July 1. Now, what will I do? Do you think I can get a quick test tomorrow, hopefully positively negative, drive the 2 hrs. from Newton, Ma. to Ogunquit, no stopping at the outlets, and be there with time to spare. Safe me a seat!
Before you die, ya have to see Paula
OGUNQUIT!!! My eyes have become very expressive over these last three months. I am at Jonathan's Ogunquit THIS Thursday, 7/16 one show only at 7p and Friday, 7/17 two shows, 7p & 9p! **There are only 50 seats per show, and all placed for social distancing requirements, at least six feet in between each table!.**
Get your tickets now: tickets.jonathansogunquit.com/
Won't be in the East till next week. Darn.
Try a cream cheese brownie at Bread and Roses!
Be safe!
Be careful, don’t pick up the virus.
I’d love to see you, it not with 49 other people in the same room!
Stop by for a cocktail at the Old Village Inn...say hi to proprietor Marcia from me!!
Missing Ogunquit this year...😔
I’m so jealous, my husband doesn’t let me out, could you show up in my yard some day, that’s as far as I can go!
Paula, will you be in DENVER in the future, I will be there !
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Funniest show I've ever been to. Twice. In Bethlehem, NH. If you can go to the show, don't miss it!
Think Susan Collins (aka Esmeralda - from "Bewitched") will be in the crowd??
Ogunquit, lovely place by the ocean. Enjoy your stay.
Wish I could be there. Darn!
Ogunquit...what a beautifully scenic community.
Ohhh Paula...be safe, please 🤞💜
Be careful, please.❤
Can't wait to see U again - Susan Carter ; - ))
Paula welcomes her ol’ high school pal, who also happens to be the former Governor of New Hampshire and current Senator, Maggie Hassan! And speaking of school, teacher-in-the-news Sheila Buck visits to explain how she got herself arrested at that Trump Rally in Tulsa.
Thanks to house band Jay Clanin on flugelhorn! Listen at paulapoundstone.com or wherever you get your pods!
I do ~
Go Lincoln-Sudbury!!
Cool! Hi Maggie!
Best episode so far. And that’s saying something.
Excellent!
What a great show. And the music was icing on the cake!
Paula POUNDSTONE is a funny woman !
Anyone who can make me laugh out loud in traffic gets a thumbs-up. I love the podcast, Paula (And Adam and Toni and Bonnie and French T. and Boom-Boom and...)! I've been a fan even before that woman tore her face off on that lube rack... #preciousmemories
I do and have for years. Love that woman.
