Brain Sediment
BOISE, IDAHO
I'm coming to The Egyptian on Fri., May 10 Get your tickets. Get your laughs. Do the people in the stick part of your state have to walk sideways?
Paula Poundstone Tickets May 10, 2024 Boise, ID | Ticketmaster
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Buy Paula Poundstone tickets at the The Egyptian Theatre in Boise, ID for May 10, 2024 at Ticketmaster.My tickets are listed for Sale due to change of plans we had a scheduled we can’t cancel, so just in case anyone here need tickets. You can hit me up for details.
Those in the stick part walk backwards.
have 4 tickets🎟️ available but my son's is sick in the hospital, so we can't make it... If you want them send me a message thanks 😔😔😔
have 4 tickets🎟️ available but my son's is sick in the hospital, so we can't make it... If you want them send me a message thanks 😔😔😔
PITTSFIELD, MASSACHUSETTS
I'm coming to The Colonial Theatre on Sat. May 4. We'll laugh. We'll talk about weather stripping. Get your tickets.
We'll be there!!!
Just did my improvements: squat walk w/rubber band from back door to front door to back door; 35 jumping jacks; 35 push-ups; 10 burpees; 35 Russian twists holding an 8 lb. ball; 35 bicycles; 35 scissor legs on each side w/rubber band; 35 push-ups leaning on the counter; 35 push-ups on my knees; + 3 min. 15 sec. plank.
Wow that’s more than I can do
I remember the work out Paula did on stage . It was the morning preparations for the day. It was overwhelming and sweet.
35 pushups not on knees or counter is a lot and very impressive!!!! Congratulations PAULA POUNDSTONE!
I got tired half way through reading this. Good on ya.
I love that you call it “improvements”! Mindset helps get us in and through!!
I’m exhausted.
Excellent investment in your future. Good job, Paula!!
Well done on your improvements! I need to schedule time for my improvements!(love using that in a sentence)
You lost me at pushups. If I get down there, I’ll never get up🤣😂
WTH is a burpee? That’s where I buy seeds for the garden!
Good job.!!!
Sounds like you’ll be in gr8 shape for your June 15th performance 💕
I rode my bike around the block twice. 😊
You are a marvel.
I got tired just reading that.
And you are still alive
Movement is Medicine
Another reason why Paula is pound for pound made of stone!
Funny AND fit!
All that before coffee??? 😁
That's great!!
I got out of bed.
What is a Russian ball twist?! it sounds like something that should be done to Putin 
You go girl!
video!!!
DENVER, COLORADO
I'll be in Denver, Colorado at the Newman Center of Sat. June 8th. We laugh harder at higher altitudes.
newmancenter.evenue.net/events/PAULA
I remember when you did shows for KBDI TV in Denver back in the 90s.
You were MARVELOUS on Daily Blast Live today!!
Saw you on Daily Blast Live today, hysterical as usual.
Cris Sheets-Aharam
Paula Poundstone Talks Early Career, Backstage with Johnny Carson and How She Became an Icon
The most genuine and spontaneous comic.
Iconic? Does that make you a saint or something? I've always wanted to be a saint.
DENVER, COLORADO!
See you at the Newman Center on Sat. June 8th (ticket link in the comments below).
I'll see you in Vacaville. I simply love you. Can't wait.
Ha! Thank you for always making me laugh! ❤️
For gosh sake, don't get a concussion!
Girl easy, gonna knock yourself out with them boobs. 😹
That sunlight behind you makes you appear SO angelic .
Repping Sudbury, MA! <3
You are hilarious 🤣🤣
See you there!
You're such a goofball thank you 🤣😆😆
💖💖
Julia Goetzinger
Might have to make a trip to Denver! Been a few years since I've seen you!
Great video.
PITTSFIELD, MASSACHUSETTS
I'm gonna be in Pittsfield, MA at The Colonial Theatre on Sat., May 4. berkshiretheatregroup.org/book/?event_id… Join me for a night of healing laughter!
EUGENE, OREGON
Hult Center—Sat., June 1
GRASS VALLEY
The Center for the Arts—Fri., June 7
DENVER, COLORADO
Newman Center—Sat. June 8
Laugh while you can: Go to paulapoundstone.com to get your tickets.
Eugeneans, Grass Valleyiers, and Denverites (that one may be legit) should GO. SEE. PAULA. Nobody does it better.
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How can I get this on Apple?
What kind of chair must I sit in to read or listen?
I bought this on CD at one of your shows and LOVED it!
Bought this morning! Looking forward to reading it
Enjoyed it very much. Read it when it came out.
I loved this book!
Thanks for the heads up! I just bought it :-).
Got it-looking forward to the read!
It's so good! Everyone should read it
Thanks for all the years
Bought it. Thanks!
PAULA POUNDSTONE autograph the books and raise the price to $5.00 they will sell quickly .
and I paid full price ---- WELL WORTH IT ! ! !
BERKLEY, CALIFORNIA
… is where some of the world's best thinking is done. I'll be performing at Freight & Salvage on Thurs., June 27, where I'll be trying to slipstream.
Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
paulapoundstone.com
Date City Venue Apr 13 Pontiac, MI @ Flagstar Strand Theatre Buy Tickets Flagstar Strand Theatre Time: 8:00pm. Apr 19 New York, NY @ Town Hall Buy Tickets Town Hall Time: 7:30pm. May 04 Pittsfield, MA...Last act I saw there was David Grisman, back when he had black hair. Dang I'm old!
We’ve got former US attorney and author of “Attack from Within,” Barb McQuade here to give us all the info on disinfo! And once you’ve gotten the word, how about 10 more? It’s Password: Part Deux! Listen wherever you get your pods!
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OMG. I was listening to Password while driving and laughed so hard I cried! Fodder-mudder 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Nice!
GREAT photo!
Boy, those ping pong parties were wild!
BEST. PICTURE. EVER.
I always swing at the wrong ball when I play Ping Pong also.
THAT is a rad pic!
Puttin’ out a firestorm of ping-pong balls. Cool.
Funny woman
All those balls flying at you must have been a traumatic experience. Are you ok?
Crazy pic
Oh no! You’re caught in a solar system!
Jeez, Paula!
BEND, OREGON
I'm gonna be in Bend, Oregon at Tower Theatre on Fri., May 31. Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Paula Poundstone - Tower Theatre
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Presented by Martin Media! Reserved seating, doors open at 6:30 PM.I’ll be there PAULA POUNDSTONE!!! Can’t wait!
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There are many venues called The Paramount. I had to search to find out which one! Not in San Francisco.
Nothing says comedy like suspenders.
370 New York Ave, Huntington, New York 11743
I just gave my cat Harrison his twice a day liquid medicine. As always, more of it went in me than went in him.
My torti...hateful hazel...is on liquid meds once a day for 8 days.....it's gonna be a LONG 8 days... Ps. I'm taking bandaid donations
Eyedrops for cats are fun, too! How does the vet do it so easily? I did notice it takes two, vet & vet tech, to put the drops in. Plus, the cat has more respect for paid professionals.
Good thing it's not insanely expensive!
I had to give my bunny ear drops for two weeks. Every time I put them in, he shook his head and sprayed them all over my face. 🤣
Liquids are the worst, imho. I prefer pill dosage - if possible - b/c there is such a thing as a pill syringe that shoves it down their throats w/you you getting bit... my Siamese was not too happy I figured her out but it certainly kept her healthy and with us for a long time. Note: we were a 7 cat household that went to 0 - then with the inclusion of my husband's last feral from his last work place (spca wouldn't take her; said too aggressive; wth? she's super shy - never aggressive w/us at all OR our vet... meh...) ANYWHO all that said I consider myself a non-vet-tech (subQ; diabetes injections, etc.) and the pill poppler doo-dad is that way to go for both furry kid and self; imho...
What is he getting the medication for, if you don't mind me asking?
I hoped you meant “on,” not “in” when I read the tweet.
How is your coat?
Well then! I'm sure you will be the better for it!
Hope it was ON you rather than IN you. No major scratches on you I hope.
Let's hope it wasn't a suppository...
Is it helping your cough?
I’m not paying for these. I didn’t order them.
We went to the store in person today and picked up our new one. The last of a long line of fine cats left us some weeks ago. We had to get over seeing her in every corner, looking for her first thing in the morning ... The new little fellow is staying invisible as he gets accustomed to his new home. And he is on everyone's mind.
You are already paying for them and you kinda did. I just moved to Texas with my 4 stupid but lovable cats. I converted my garage into a private cat rescue with a catio in order to rescue me from the little monsters.
Slugs, I tellya. Slugs.
Dang, I got one also! Must be a new scam...a cat scam.
Well, they probably weren't expecting you either.
Of course the meezer has a spring toy and banana toy in the box they're in! All ready to play when the nap is over! 😹😸💜
No, that's just the soft packing material. I think it might be made out of cat fur.
You may not have Ordered them Paula,but believe me you are definitely paying for them!! LOL
It's the cat distribution system at work.
Apparently Meta AI can help with that
Might be expensive to ship back. They might let you keep them. 😁
I too enjoy resting in boxes
But the boxes…. They know you ordered the boxes…
Well obviously they just showed up! So I agree, you shouldn't be held liable. 😉
What kind of cat do you have? Boxers Boxer is not a breed of cat [Shows photos] Boxers.
Cat distribution system
I listened to your last book and you describe sleeping on the floor. Now that your kids moved out, do you still do that?
Needs more packaging peanuts.
You didn’t wander into that pet store again, did you? 🍷🙃
I'll take the black and Siamese (mutt or not) off your hands, both are typical for my family since the '60's. 😀
No return policy on the furballs, you're stuck with them
And bless you for taking in so many worthy cats. 💕
COD. Cats On Delivery.
A diamond (left) and a Quincy (right)
Adorable
Moe keeps trying to drop her bone on the computer. She thinks it’s funny.
I’ve always heard that dogs dig physical comedy…
This is why there are so few successful canine comedians. A dog will bust a gut watching another dog drop a bone on a laptop keyboard. Humans just groan.
Just being helpful 😉
Just don't let her leave it in the middle of the floor where you can step on it barefooted and limp around for weeks.
She knows a funny bone when she drops it! lol 😅
I mean, so do I!
😂 Even your dog is funny!
She's not wrong!
She's right!
I am surprised it's not her ball
She wants to play.
Cntrl-Alt-Feed me!
That is an editorial comment if I ever saw one.
Well that’s just because it is. What makes it funnierer is you fail to see the obvious humor. The cats see it, they just don’t care. They’re more Bob Newhart humor than Sam Kinison humor in my experience. But what do I know, Moe is you dog and your cats are yours and I got side tracked here. Somewhere. Yea Moe! Great workout!
Moe knows funny.
It is funny!
And it is!
It is!
No Moe!
Another thing coming:
PITTSFIELD, MASSACHUSETTS--Colonial Theatre--Sat., May 4
DENVER, COLORADO--Newman Center--Sat., June 8
SANTA CRUZ, CALIFORNIA--Rio Theatre--Sat., June 15
Go to paulapoundstone.com for tickets.
Thank you, NYC! #thankyou #nyc #PaulaPoundstone
THANK YOU, Paula. Now I can check that off my bucket list, but I’ve added “See Paula Poundstone live AGAIN” to the list.
I'd been waiting for a hot minute to see you here in NYC and I did not dare miss this chance! You were magnificent! I was curious to see the suit you'd wear - you did not disappoint! I laughed at all of your "little jokes" and hope you enjoyed your stay in our city, walking down and back that one single street! I hope you chose a good one, you Tony award winning musical! I'm already looking forward to your next visit. (Oh, and tell Bonnie I'm vexed at her not having sent the theatre a window card for you. I searched the whole of the theatre facade to find it. Theatre person said it's up to "Paula's ppl" to send them. 😡) Thanks for a wonderful evening! 🫶
So sparkly!!
I was there in the second row, now the 8th time I've had the pleasure of hearing you tell them in person, at venues all over the country. You were amazing, as always! Hope you enjoyed seeing some of my Photoshop doodlings! Much Love to you Paula! Thanks for the laughs!!!
We are so excited for you Paula! I know you have been waiting to tell them in New York for a while. I have no doubt there was laughter all around!
Congratulations 🎊 👏
Paula, looking forward to seeing you in Madison in August! ❤️🥰
I like your new toothpaste.
Fantastc night in NYC!
That looks like Andrew Weissman, the prosecutor who's always on MSNBC.
Why Paula, you were wonderful. Thank you Andrew Weissman. I hope you found the humor as intelligent as you. Awww Paula, I did find it very clever, and thank you. I wish I had your brilliant sense of humor. Oh, I’m sure you do Andrew. It takes intelligence to tell clever jokes and you prove your intelligence time and time again. Thank you so much Paula. And by your own admission, you too are as intelligent as you are witty. Oh, you’re too kind Andrew….
So happy for you! And you’re with Andrew Weissman? I’m so geeking out right now!
Just had to let you know what a great show at the town hall. Thank you, thank you for making my tummy hurt from laughing so much. WELL WORTH THE PAIN LOL !!!! And how sweet and kind of you to take the time to take pictures with all your fans. My sister and I are the ones from the Paw House. Our cats would like to thank you as well for the adorable little toy. Boy, do they love that catnip. I must apologize, I forgot to ask how your cat was doing. Hope he is doing better.
GREAT show last night. My daughter was the one yelling from the balcony about teaching about medical insurance.
What a GREAT photo and I love your outfit Paula !!!!!!
Dear Paula, What a great photo and is that Andrew? You are both brilliant! Admiration and love from the Big Apple.
Two of our favorite thinkers !
I love your shoes! Always have❣️
you keep good company Paula
I love The Lambs Club!
Omg! You and Andrew! Perfect!
Lucky you to spend time with Andrew! Laughter is a balm in the weird times we live in (for both of you.)
Love the suit. Funniest woman on the planet or fwotp. Fun to say.
Look who you found!
Good company. Jude
Gotta love some Andrew and of course Paula as well.
it was!
Love your outfit ❤️❤️❤️
When are you coming to northeast Iowa??
Where are you standing? Looks lilke a lovely lobby....
Please come back to Saugatuck Michigan or Kalamazoo 😁
PAULA POUNDSTONE stop in to check on my little granddaughter who lives there and working in a museum. Tell her hello. Lol
At first glance I thought that was my dog at your feet. I thought now I know what she does when I leave the house.
I am a huge fan. Enjoy watching Andrew too!
