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Love you!!

A little Lord of the Flies would be pleasant as well.

Thanks for sharing.! ๐Ÿ˜ƒsmiles !

Hysterical! Thanks for the laughs!

Miss Nancy: Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Thanks for your words of wisdom.

All the students are going to want Nancy notes on these books. Should improve their GPA! Cliff does not hold a candle to Miss Nancy.

“We rope ya’ in wid’ dys-top-ian”. Beautifully selected passage from 1984. The operative, chastening summary.

That Russell just won’t settle down๐Ÿ˜…

I’m thinking Russell is Russell McKinney! Are you trying to find him too or does he fit the role?!!!

1984....the classics made new.

Paula: I have the paper back copy of Stephen King's The Stand. It's 1149 pages of tiny print. Quite appropriate for today and I will lend it to you

This is the best one yet!

I laughed! I cried! I stood up off of the couch and I cheered!

My FAVORITE! The sign in the background kills me!

I positively just love you Paula.

Oh Miss Nancy. You made me laugh today! Thank you !

They’re going to love The Handmaid’s Tale! ๐Ÿคฏ

Funny... my daughter is reading 1984 and doing questions and essays online for school now. I never read it; bad me.

These just keep getting funnier. Thx for the laughs!

What was Ms Nancy thinking about while eating her toast before she realised the camera was rolling? ๐Ÿ˜‚

Rossano dolly Parton doesn't work apparently so here I am at 4 AM with miss Nancy reading me 1984 ๐Ÿ˜‚

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April 5th, 10:58 am

PAULA POUNDSTONE

Bookstores are hope that you will read on a beach, hope that you will read with your children, hope that you will know more than you do now, hope that you will impress someone at a party, hope that you will catch up to where you were supposed to be when you left high school. ... See MoreSee Less

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Love this.

Thank you from a bookseller. โค๏ธ

As are libraries.

Sadly here in Massachusetts the bookstores & libraries have been deemed "nonessential" & so have been closed at a time when we need them more than ever & all the time in the world to read. My apartment is littered with books, many impulse purchases I have yet to read but all I can think of are the titles I didn''t take out while the Library was still open. I did take out 3, & have finished 2 already. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿˆ

Paula Poundstone, you are a national treasure.

Reading a book is like no other experience. Anyone who's ever read a book they love never thinks the movie is better, an audio program is better, a TV show is better. It's a unique experience. It involves some work on your part, but is very satisfying on many levels. One thing about reading is, it makes you think, and imagine stories, entirely in your own mind.

Thank you! With love from all the booksellers at Pegasus Books in Berkeley and Oakland. (pegasusbookstore.com)

Been listening to you and laughing a lot. I've seen you in per a on twice. Know that you brighten my days in isolation in a million ways. Thank you Paula Poundstone!

Nope, our beaches are closed.

A lot of readers shun ebooks on electronic devised. I am grateful that we have them since it is not safe for many of use to leave home and browse at book stores.

Also remember that many small, local bookstores will go the extra mile to ship/do curbside pickup. My local bookstore has a book of the month subscription service: if your local bookstore does, this would be a great time to help them, and to help yourself commit to exploring new reading in the coming months.

If you can-avoid Amazon and support independent booksellers through Bookshop.org..

Libraries have books online to download for free! Buy online from Barnes and Noble, or okay, from Amazon. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿป

Or... bookstores are filled with hope๐Ÿค—...and love, and adventure, and hobbies, and travel, and knowledge, and.....

That's a lot to hope for

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April 5th, 12:13 am

PAULA POUNDSTONE

My dogs are asleep. Why arenโ€™t I? ... See MoreSee Less

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Hey me too. โค๏ธ

Les Borowsky Cathy Gidcumb

Jim Gidcumb

because you have cats

Welcome! At least I haven’t ordered anything yet.

I am also debating whether to go to bed and listen to podcasts while staring at the ceiling, or make coffee and read the NY Times online. My little dog is snoring like a dog three times his size. Stay safe, Paula. Much love to you.

Me too.

me too!

I'm with you...

Me too! Wide awake.

๐Ÿ‘‹

Me too!!!

Me too but that's because it's 9.18am here in the UK ๐Ÿ˜Œ. Maybe try reading that book on the table next to you and turn the light off? Xx

Yeah no sleeping here either. My dog is sleeping. Even the cats are chill. Awake but chill. Wish I was my dog.

Love to you sweet Paula!

Yeah, this has all our body clocks thrown off! Word of warning, though: pouring too hot water down your toilet can melt the wax ring that seals them to the pipe and cause water to seep out on your floors..

No worries Paula, we're all here also ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I feel your pain, Try naps, they are wonderful, but you do end up with really weird sleep habits.

Yeah, I am up too. No dogs now, but my cat is zonked.

Oh dear, keeps happening to me, too. Love from Germany, Paula, my boys and I are so fond of your shows! Stay safe and well. Oh, and sleep tight.

Me too. Hard to sleep with all this anxiety. But the funny bits you post on FB really help.

I thought you only had cats!

You just Corona'd us with your cough....online virus....(this is what we tell the dogs when they cough on us)

love u !!

I have a chronic cough also, and it's a PITA!!!

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April 4th, 8:09 am

PAULA POUNDSTONE

TONIGHT!!! You get to see me tonight, April 4th at 4pm PT as part of Comedy Gives Back Laugh Aid. This important cause helps comedians directly affected by COVID-19. Don't miss this! #laughaid2020 #alonetogether #comedygivesback #comedianrelieffund
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY-5dFUmcqs
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I'm in!

Channel?

Cathy Smith

Cannot find on our TV guide by the name above. What network?

It's on Youtube....

Sarah Poirier

Youtube

Youtube

Cindy Deffry put in your calendar

Gay Jackson Meyers

Thank you for this

Alice Kirby ๐Ÿ‘€

Jer Newsham

Beth Bansen Joan Pennington

YouTube

Jenni

Any instructions on how to watch this??

Click on the pic to take you to the YouTube site, then click on the "Set Reminder". You'll be glad you did.

Steve Brogdon

Will watch at least thru hour 2 when you are scheduled. I ordered a baseball shirt.

Captain Crinkle must have been in charge!

Oh no!!!! =( Well, I'll still watch your Instagram goodies.

Heather Dolan Campus

What happened?? Did you find Thomas Coyne??

There was an incident in Wendell’s sweat shop...I just talked to Mrs Culpepper

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April 3rd, 3:54 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

French Trump Weekly Press Conference - Live Now!!!
podbay.fm/podcast/1410611499/e/1585950660
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French Trump Weekly Press Conference - Live Now!!!
https://podbay.fm/podcast/1410611499/e/1585950660

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Poo....Poo!

The republican Nazi christians prefer to "fluff" tRUMP.

Love it!

wouldn’t French him with your mouth. Just sayin. Looks like I’m the first to go “verb”.

Trump is "Alabama Governor" stupid,,,

Have we entered an alternate universe? ๐Ÿ˜Š

Nanceruth Traber

French Trump is my favorite Trump!

Onh merde alors, Ann Gilpin Phil Gilpin comme c’est rigolo.

I cannot get rid of the visual of Trump being born and then sewing up his mother's vagina. Thanks.

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April 2nd, 10:34 am

PAULA POUNDSTONE

CNN headline says: World Leader Using Pandemic as Cover for Power Grab.
Who could that be?
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This is not funny.

All the fascists: italy, Turkey, trump.

๐Ÿค”

Has trump done that yet?

Hungary

Victor Orban of Hungary

Too many to choose from, sadly...

Hmmm I wonder who

Besides the traitor in the white house, many more

Liar & thief wins the how low can you go contest EVERY TIME!๐Ÿ˜–

Apparently, most US governors

Nancy P.

...........ummmmmmmmmmmmm..................too hard question.....

The hell you say....

Well it can't be Trump - he's not a world leader. But Pu...

Look what he is trying to get the judiciary to do and you will be even more angry

Not here yet....

Could it be...

Putin...

Power or p*ussy?

Fucky Mc Fuckface Forty-five?

I’m laughing...but it’s really not all that funny!

Take your pick. It could be any of a dozen alleged leaders.

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Looks like an ewok.

Jawa. It looks like a Jawa.

Paula, I say this with love.... I think you are losing your grip on reality

I didn't think I could become MORE of a fan than I already was! Thanks, Paula!

Stay away from the catnip, Paula! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Love you Paula!!

I see it!!

i see it!

I see I see ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

I see it!

Totally Mother Teresa.

I believe in surgical masks totally girl with pear earring

Definitely saw the girl w pearl earring.

Paula Paula Paula. The isolation is getting to you

I totally see it!

Omg I see it!!! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’—

I see it!!!

Bless you Paula fellow cat lady! Saw you in concert in Athens, GA. The cat retching for ten minutes still makes me laugh like crazy!๐Ÿ’•

Looks like a really pale version of Baby Yoda, with a surgical mask, of course. Holy barmops, Batman!

I do I do see Mother Teresa.

I see both!

I see it! I believe!

Awww, Theo loves you.๐Ÿ˜ป

hi paula! meow

Oh Hon, you are really bored huh?

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March 31st, 5:56 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

Hi, it's Paula Poundstone from NOBODY LISTENS TO PAULA POUNDSTONE on Starburns Audio! Tune into Comedy Gives Back Laugh Aid 4/4 @4pmPT! I'm excited to be
participating in this worthy cause where proceeds will be donated to #comedygivesback COVID-19 Emergency Relief Fund. #laughaid2020 #alonetogether #comedianrelieffund
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Great news you are a gem. And, now mommy doesn't seem so bad does she.

Where do we tune in to?

Um... glad it is you, but curious to who else it would be on your page… Windell have your password?

March 31st, 8:19 am

PAULA POUNDSTONE

On our first remotely-recorded quarantine episode, lawyer Sanaz Sarah Bereliani is on hand to discuss the ins and outs of bankruptcy - we SWEAR we booked her before all this went down! Plus: weโ€™re auctioning off Shirley Chisholmโ€™s Chisholm Trail Mix, and in our first โ€œQuarantine Corner,โ€ we teach 8th Grade Science (at least what we remember from it). Also, our house band... is Adam!
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On our first remotely-recorded quarantine episode, lawyer Sanaz Sarah Bereliani is on hand to discuss the ins and outs of bankruptcy - we SWEAR we booked her before all this went down! Plus: weโ€™re auctioning off Shirley Chisholmโ€™s Chisholm Trail Mix, and in our first โ€œQuarantine Corner,โ€ we teach 8th Grade Science (at least what we remember from it). Also, our house band... is Adam! 
https://paulapoundstone.com/

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Love this podcast.... especially now that I need something like this to cheer me up, and have all.....this.........time

love love love me some Paula Poundstone!

I hope the pandemic doesn't interfere with the "Love Letters" performance with Winnie and Adam!

It was a good episode. I laughed out loud in reference to apologizing to Rachel. Haaaa ha haha

Wow, you really jazzed up your podcast website.

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March 30th, 2:49 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

Thank you doctors #NationalDoctorsDay, nurses, interns, cleaners, hospital food workers, grocery store employees, postal workers. Thank you everyone who is kicking your own ass to get through this. ... See MoreSee Less

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Thank you for making us laugh!

Thanks for thanking the mail carriers!! We feel forgotten sometimes

Hey it's also world piano day

Remember the veterinarians. They are also considered essential players.โค๏ธ

Don't forget the cable/internet installers who make it possible for you to work from home. I have to go into people's homes every day for work & I am terrified.

Busdrivers get you from here to there ....

And janitors, custodians, an sanitation/garbage service people!

Utility workers and call center ( help line) workers! And the tv station guys!

๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ‘พQuality Time some Here, (I broke the Yoda dialect code! ๐Ÿ˜‰), Hon, How's Our Non-Profit Institute (FYI * Crooked, Barrel, "Dark Auburn", Crude , w/: 8"x 3", Bent - 45Deg " \_" , Quality -Test Module; thru Roof)! MEMO : Rusty Marshmallows Haha DM Donations ๐Ÿ’ธ Inquiries('Our' Lake Front Cottage/Metro Condoโ›ต๏ธ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿก๐Ÿš™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ›‹๐Ÿ–ฅ๐Ÿ–ผ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ—ฝ)

AMEN

And pharmacists.

I made a home made thank you card for my postal carrier— stuck it in mailbox; cheesy little thing gave him a smile. — PS: Thank you TRUCKERS!! ๐Ÿ˜€

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March 30th, 10:15 am

PAULA POUNDSTONE

Iowa City! For the health and safety of all patrons, staff, and artists, the my show at the Englert will no longer occur on April 24, but we are happy to tell you we have rescheduled the show for Thursday, September 24.

Thank you for your patience and support as we manage shows during the pandemic.

Please visit the Englert Re-ticketing Tool below and let us know what you would like to do with your ticket(s) no later than May 1st. No changes to your ticket will be allowed after May 1

For the most up-to-date information about specific shows, please visit englert.org/events. If you have questions or concerns, please contact us at info@englert.org or call our box office at 319.688.2653.
Hours: Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday 12:30 - 5:30
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Iowa City! For the health and safety of all patrons, staff, and artists, the my show at the Englert will no longer occur on April 24, but we are happy to tell you we have rescheduled the show for Thursday, September 24.

Thank you for your patience and support as we manage shows during the pandemic.

Please visit the Englert Re-ticketing Tool below and let us know what you would like to do with your ticket(s) no later than May 1st. No changes to your ticket will be allowed after May 1

For the most up-to-date information about specific shows, please visit englert.org/events. If you have questions or concerns, please contact us at info@englert.org or call our box office at 319.688.2653. 
Hours: Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday 12:30 - 5:30

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I saw the notification of a Livermore show on August 7 but the tickets aren't on sale. Do you know when they will be?

I’ll wait. Thanks for not cancelling.

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Printah! ๐Ÿคฃ

the accent kills me - - you can take the girl out of Massachusetts, but you can't take Massachusetts out of the girl . . .

#trumpIsAPoopHead

Thank you Paula. For Crissakes thank you!

OMG, it's great to see you helping us get through this. You are amazing

Lynn Musto,Ashley Ashley Welton,Jillian Fernandez,Raffaele R,Lori Dodge Greene๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

You blew it with mocking our president

Pay-pah.

I wish I was better at drawing.

Love ya for making me laugh. I am writing my resignation letter for home schooling. I am worse than Miss Nancy as a teacher! Let me tell ya, the paycheck for this sucks rocks!!

Theo is beautiful

Thank you Paula. You were just in Dallas and took time to say hi after show!! Kindness ..

I love you!!! ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™

"I don't want clip-aht!" I LOVE Ms. Nancy, and of course (by extension) LOVE Paula! ๐Ÿ’•

Honesty is an act of kindness.

I have enjoyed your comedy for many years! You are so talented. Thanks for all the laughs!!! So grateful for your gift!

Trump blows it ever day. Every single day.

W O W.. YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT. WHAT A TRANSFORMATION in characters ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช

‘Sleep, breathe, & not eat our young!”

Perfect

A different cat.

Love Miss Nancy!

Thanks Ms Nancy! Love your class!

"Don't touch your face, run in place" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’™

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March 29th, 12:29 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

Twenty years from now, we'll smell a scent of bleach somewhere, and say, "Boy, that takes me back." ... See MoreSee Less

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Need more lemon pledge

Hand soap will always be near to my heart.

Well... some of us will.

Hand sanitizer!

Let’s hope we’re alive 20 years from now.

Yes, yes it will.

Already ruined two shirts, bleach is unforgiving.

Julie Whitney Lynch

OR nurse here. I bought stock in Clorox in 82 dt HIV epidemic. The gift that keeps on giving..BLEACH!!

Coralee Nelson

Where are you that you can smell bleach? We haven’t had that spirit here since 1969!

I can hear you saying that!๐Ÿคฃ

Toilet Paper will become precious to us. There may even be a new religion formed around it. Just give it time.

Seriously.

I wear too much black to use bleach lol Edit: I just realized you're all talking about sanitizing things. I'm in the middle of doing laundry so I'm of a single focus right now... Never mind lol

Sooo true! Elena Santa-Cruz

I’ll be 92. Or, dead. Hmmm. Well, here is to the cleansing properties of chlorine bleach! (Dead or alive.)

I worked for the Clorox co. for 24 years. The smell takes me back to every time I set foot into work.

Bleach?! Where did you find bleach?

Or it's a trigger. ๐Ÿ˜‚

I just ordered hand sanitizer and specifically chose "scent free" exactly because of this. And I don't want to "ruin" any good scents with the memory of this time.

Remember that time we had to hunker down?

For me it's hand sanitizer. I used it in the car after taking my plastic gloves off. Whoa## I was tasting it! Fresh!

I’ve never stopped using bleach for some things. It is an excellent germicide, disinfectant, whitener. My roomie hates it, and thinks it’s toxic, but I insist at least to bleach out the dishcloths before I launder them.

For me, it’s the Lysol (in the bottle, not the spray) that I have been using — that’s what my mom used.

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March 28th, 1:18 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

Anybody else feel like Snoopy crying at least once a day? ... See MoreSee Less

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Yes, but unlike Snoops, I don't get embarrassed if people see. ๐Ÿ˜ข

My mouse died (computer mouse) so I realized "No computer games" and cried. So I placed an Amazon order for a new one to be delivered Monday. Then, while heating up noodles, my microwave had a meltdown. It takes over a week to get a new one online (even with Amazon Prime). I felt like crying again because I have medical issues (bone disease) that make going to stores painful. I guess I'm going to Target tomorrow morning or really late tonight. Trying to go when less people are there. media.giphy.com/media/mGptc3Ihyg048/giphy.gif

Yes.

Yes

I’m working from home, I have a paycheck, I have food and toilet paper and my pets, cable tv, I shouldn’t be this distraught. But I am.

Yes.

Yes!

Started out as snoopy, now slowly becoming eeyore!!

Yup. right now even. It was nice all week when I had to stay in and work. Weekend is here and two days of gloomy and rain.

Yes

At least!

Yeah, it’s caught up with me a few times in the last few weeks.

Yes

I feel this intensely and then it just fades away

Waaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!

Yes, and jealous that Snoopy doesn’t get big, poofy eyes after doing so. He remains adorable, me, not so much.

This is a time of grief. We are feeling our losses. I’m grateful for the time to have my tears in a safe place.

I stopped some of that by refusing to tune in to those stupid presidential briefings

Yes, waver from feeling like it’s not that bad to feeling like things will never get better.

I thought it was just me…v I thought it was just me…

Sad but true analogy

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Jennifer Angelou Weston

Best Ms. Nancy !

When I was a canoe instructor in The Sierras one camper was named Clover Field and another was Raina Schein, lol.

Another wonderful break from the every day insanity. Thanks, Miss. Nancy.

As a teacher, I lovvvve this one! So funny!!!

Thank you, Miss Nancy! ๐Ÿ™‚

Gotta love that Russell!

Not all Russells!

Miss Nancy, my kitty’s tail is 12’inches long. Is that normal!

Glass blocks....

Keep em coming๐Ÿค—๐Ÿคช

We were in the front row last year in Orlando. Need to add to your Act.! Funny

Where's the Flintstone glass? ... oh, can't you have anything nice? (I can hold one for you) pick it up at the box office at the Key West theater.

Patty McDonagh

Joshua Bressem

SONUVABITCH!!!! I'm rollin' here.

Kate McClelland

Cheryl Laird Macy I hope you have seen some of these fabulous videos from Paula Poundstone.

Raffaella guardati tutta la serie. Paula Poundstone mi fa morire

Ashley Welton, Jillian Fernandez,Lynn Musto๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

I love you, Russell, and the cats so much!

I can't stop laughing

I love every one of these !! Thanks Paula!!!!

You are a pissa...

KGLP 91.7 RADIO SAY ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿพ‍โ™€๏ธ... GALLUP NM ๐Ÿ’šโค๐Ÿงกโค YA

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March 27th, 1:13 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

When I walk outside, I yell across the street to anyone I see. I say, "How are you doing?" and I listen to their answer, and enjoy their smile, like I'm licking my mom's cake batter bowl. ... See MoreSee Less

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โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

you didn't do this before Coronavirus?

I've been walking around the block a few times to get some sun and fresh air this past week, and there's noticeably a lot more people out than normal. I think a lot of us have the same idea. Most of us are observing social distancing, six or more feet at least. Twice now I've run into an elderly lady with her three dogs. Her dogs are so friendly, and they approach me, and it takes all my self control not to pet them. I love dogs. I don't believe I am infected, I'm feeling pretty good, though out of shape, but I may be asymptomatic, and I don't want to pass any germs to her dogs, that might inadvertently be passed to her. And she is so friendly too, I say a few words to her from a distance. These are strange times.

Interesting metaphor or is it simile? Ms. Nancy?

Sweet โค๏ธ

I must be going a little batty because this little narrative made me well up. Love you, Paula!

This is perfection.

I let the guy in front of me @ the grocery store piggyback my customer card, for added savings. That sounds filthy. I also paid for my client's groceries, even though she makes more money than I do, by being old. I think my karma is clean, for this week.

We saw you perform many years ago in Henderson NV. After the show, we were walking to the parking lot and saw the limo pick you up. You were already in, with the door closed. We yelled “we love you Paula” and you opened the door, stepped out of the limo and said “thank you very much”. I like you, Paula. Always have!

Love ya, Ms Nancy!

The amount of people enjoying the sunshine and walking around the block has quadrupled in our neighborhood. People are kindly checking in with each other. And get this, everyone is staying at least six feet apart! Crushing the curve!

Oh, you mean your mom made cake for you. So lucky.

you and me both Paula, you and me both.

I was out for a run a few days ago and yelled to a person across the street with extreme enthusiasm “Hi! how are you!?” From 50 feet away I thought it was someone I knew. I was wrong. I’m sure he thought I was strange. Oh well.

Ditto โค๐Ÿค— thanks for being you!

On my last trip to the grocery store a couple of weeks ago, I was cracking jokes in the aisles -- from a safe distance -- and got not a whisper of a smile in return. I couldn't tell if they were haunted by fear, or just being rural Vermonters ๐Ÿ™„

Nice!

Ain't that the truth. Stay safe, Paula. Thanks for the laughs lo these many years. Here's to your being able to get back to work also. <3 ๐Ÿ™‚ (y)

Did a "drive-by" at Kroger and picked up groceries. Did a "drive-by" at the home of my 90 year old neighbor and dropped off cheese and eggs. We stayed about 10 feet apart and chatted awhile. She is lonely.

The one and only Paula! We love you! Please continue to make us laugh...

I've seen new neighbors and new dogs because people are walking and extending their paths.

You’re the cats PJ’s!

How are you doing, Paula?

Thanks for the ๐Ÿ’žand chuckles...you are a very good human !

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March 27th, 12:08 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

Charlottesville, VA! To ensure community safety amid the developing COVID-19 situation, my performance originally scheduled for April 18th has been rescheduled for Sunday, December 6 at 7:30PM live on The Paramount's stage. All tickets purchased for the April 18th date will be honored for the December 6th performance. Stay healthy. ... See MoreSee Less

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Has the Atlanta show rescheduled date been set yet?

Thank you.

Ashby Harpine Danielle Bowman Cristy Jones

Getting closer. What I wouldn't give for things to work out where I can rent a reliable car and go see you do your comedy live one day. I wish I didn't live at least 75 miles from any form of civilization in a 600 mile wide state. I lucked up with the Ramones on their extension to their farewell tour. They landed right in my hometown practically in my lap on the Lollapalooza tour that one year back in the 90s. I finally got to see them play. That was sweet.

Thank you for brightening tough days Paula!!!

When will come back to Fresno, CA?? Miss you๐Ÿ˜ป

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March 26th, 6:23 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

Run in place. Donโ€™t touch your face. #msnancy #pajamaday #missouri #civics #comedy #paulapoundstone #quarantinecorner #socialdistancing ... See MoreSee Less

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God bless you, Paula Poundstone, for bring much needed laughter into our lives during these VERY weird times! โค๏ธ

Another awesome home school lesson!! Learning so much from you Miss Nancy!!

I would like to thank your cat for dressing up for the occasion.

I can’t stop touching my face!

You’ve been cracking me up for years and now I appreciate you more. You rock!

My face has never been so itchy, especially my eyeballs.

I’m not sure Missouri has the worst governor… Now when Trump says something or does something that makes me want to bang my head against the wall, I say to myself… “Well, at least he’s not Tate Reeves.” Then I spend a few moments daydreaming about President ACuomo.

Love you, Paula!

You are the best, Paula! Love you and love your kitties ๐Ÿฑ

Alice Robertson

Thank you Miss Nancy!

Raymond Deffry

You'd better gravitate to the arts. Bad boy Russell.

Ashley Welton, Jillian Fernandez๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’—

Thanks for the laughs. You are amazing. I have seen you twice. I hope to see you again. Gotta keep up the hope.

Always enjoy you Paula. Please come back to Rutland, VT when this virus is over!

Susan Gold

Well I thought it was Florida. Governor Scott also seems to be in denial. Thanks Miss Nancy!

Hey Paula! I was playing Scattergories tonight and got to use you as an answer! ๐Ÿ™‚ You’ll be happy to know that you are worth 12 points. lol

Thank goodness Miss Nancy is back...I need her lessons every day๐Ÿค—

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I am glad those kids didn't pull another false fire alarm.

I’m dyin laughin. Stahhhhp.

Love it!

Thanks Miss Nancy! I think a geography quiz is in order since your toast looked like Missouri.

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March 26th, 8:29 am

PAULA POUNDSTONE

Munhall, PA! My show originally scheduled for April 25th, 2020 at Carnegie of Homestead Music Hall has now been rescheduled to July 16th, 2020. Please hang on to your tickets, all tickets purchased for the original date will be honored.
If you have purchased a ticket, there is nothing else you need to do at this time. For any questions regarding your tickets or the event, please visit your confirmation email and use the "Contact the Organizer" prompt at the bottom of your email. Stay Safe. I miss you.
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Munhall, PA! My show originally scheduled for April 25th, 2020 at Carnegie of Homestead Music Hall has now been rescheduled to July 16th, 2020. Please hang on to your tickets, all tickets purchased for the original date will be honored. 
If you have purchased a ticket, there is nothing else you need to do at this time. For any questions regarding your tickets or the event, please visit your confirmation email and use the Contact the Organizer prompt at the bottom of your email. Stay Safe. I miss you.

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What about Iowa on April 24? Stay safe!!

Love you, Paula!! Stay safe and we’ll catch you laterโค๏ธโค๏ธ

Good picture!

Can't wait! I would love to have you as a guest on my program. I had your former Dog walker on my program a few months ago.

Thank you for your posts in this troubled time. โค๏ธ

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March 25th, 2:32 pm

PAULA POUNDSTONE

My show in Concord on 5/1 has been rescheduled for 12/13/20. The Capitol Center for the Arts has tried to make it easy for you to access one of the following options depending on what best meets your individual needs: Keep tickets, donate tickets, refund tickets to gift card or receive a refund. Visit ccanh.com/updates-to-show-schedule/ to make your selection. As you can imagine their email and call volume is very high right now. Please use this link, but if you have specific questions or concerns we have not addressed feel free to contact the Box Office. Please stay healthy and safe. ... See MoreSee Less

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It appears there has been an oversight and comedians are not considered "essential" workers.

You stay safe Paula. Comedians are always essential to me.

You are losing a lot of income, yet staying upbeat through it all. Bless you, girl!!

Thanks for keeping us all in the loop.

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