Brain Sediment

To be fair - some people REALLY like strawberries.

The strawberries are weed!

Kind of like a guy who inherited a fortune from his father and still manages to bankrupt 6 casinos.

Well played, PAULA POUNDSTONE. You can actually make the absurd funny!

Graduates of Trump University!

I don't know of many drug dealers who would be willing to get up at 5 a.m. to go work on a farm.

how do you think he knows this? is he checking their linked-in and indeed accounts?

Now, that is not only funny, but an excellent point to boot. Touché Paula Poundstone!! Touché!

I would say if you’re a drug dealer needing a second job you aren’t doing it right 😁

If they’re really drug dealers then, if he holds true to form, they’ll be pardoned.

So he’s admitting they aren’t actually catching the drug dealers and murders. Just the tireless meatpackers who probably had second jobs too, with zero time for drugs or the occasional murder. That’s fun.

He's an ?????

Maybe cryptodrugs weren’t such a good bet

Strawberry picking is hard work. In 1970s Oregon they used to hire kids on summer vacation as pickers.

He said that?

I figured he was talking about the drug dealers who bought their citizenship.

Drug dealers are not picking lettuce!😂😂😂

What? I’ve not intentionally watched this week except to see him asleep at the the G7 summit

I guess they needed the fruit.

Yeah, assuming one deals drugs to not just survive.

Or maybe the successful ones sell drugs in pint containers now? 🤔

I thought he was going after the drug dealers first!?! I’m so confused!😵‍💫

Wait, shouldn't he have deported all those drug dealers and murderers before he went after the farm workers? Or did he pardon them too.?

A drug dealer who is willing to pick strawberries all day failed at drug dealing.

President Trump is always thinking five steps ahead of us mere mortals. He sees and understands things the rest of us don't. That's why he's the Biblical Moses.

I'll be celebrating the Pope

I'm working on my signs today!

I'll be at Glacier National Park. I packed my No Kings sign to bring along.

Having massive military equipment in one place. I bet Putin is wetting himself with thoughts of what a drone strike would do.

We will be eating tacos and wearing our Obama hats. If you are back in Bay City Michigan, you are invited and I'm buying. Oh and stay until the 22nd. The 21st is our wedding celebration 😃

Paula Poundcock?

The best protest would be NOT going there to protest or anything. If hardly anyone shows up, that sends the bigger message. Otherwise, he will use any protests as an excuse to use those tanks for something resembling Tiananmen square.

You've been one of my favorite comedians for something like 30 years. Just saying.

Thank you, Ms. Poundstone, couldn't have said it better myself (and I've been using language lately that has never passed my lips before, in all my 77 years).

I loved the show in Loveland; perhaps there were some peeps that didn’t get what you were talking about…. But I think they got it now! Shout out to the peeps that made their husbands go!

It’s supposed to rain on “his” parade… 👀

I too am going to a march and protest in California. I will be wearing a tank top tee that says “Tank against Trump”….well, he wanted tanks in a parade for his birthday, so I’m helping out!

#prideand no kings

You tell him. You could play not my butterfinger

Me too Paula!! I am attending a No Kings protest in my home state

I reserved two tickets to the parade but I think I'll have to wash my hair that day.

And How, Paula!!!

I won’t be able to make it because thirty of my dolls need their hair washed and set.

Ok to steal?

Me too, in Queens, NY

I’ll be at work. Working 12 hr shift taking care of my residents in a nursing home.

And here was me thinking you needed to wash your hair.

Not me. I'm gonna go support my president.

Love ya, Paula!

Ha ha ha. Jude

All you see are MJ’s feet sticking out

He’s so far up there, only his feet are sticking out. 😳😳😳

Don't forget. Elon Musk also tried an escape from that cave and failed. Now he's trying the new one.

Mike's so far up there he can see what DJT had for breakfast.

Belated chuckle … funny thought

Love this! Extra points for the spelunking reference.

No kidding! I wonder how that smells/tastes. Eeewwwww

Thank you!! Your observation made my day!! Maybe it's time to call a plumber!

All you can see are his little feet dangling out of T's butt.

That made me spit out my water 😆😆😆😆😆♥️♥️♥️

Spelunking Is that what happened to your face?

Looks like Peggy and Duane were all butt hurt about your comment and......who cares? Go Paula, you tell em'.

He is one of the most pathetic in

Thank you for speaking out. It’s hard to laugh these days because the news gets crazier each morning.

That’s funny

One of my favorite images. I share it a lot.

Bah, ha, ha, ha! Most excellent!

I can't stand the little turd.

😬

You caved and made a spelunking joke? Seriously though, on this everyone agrees.

Melody Craig

Me too. My phone rarely rings unless it is a health professional at this age.

I entertain myself by giving unexpected responses to the robocallers.

My son used to tell telemarketers, that we died in a firey car crash!!! They didn't know what to say, or how to respond! 🤣🤣🤣

Always liked you but knew you were the bomb when you said its time to get over Cheney shooting his hunting partner because the victim already had apologized.

I can just see and hear her say that in my mind’s eye.

Thats a good one!

Me too Paula, my heart sinks a little when it rings.

o briefly hated it today, but it turned out I was happy for the call.

I do the same thing. Perhaps we are related.

I was JUST thinking about you today and wondering how you are. You’re obviously still funny.

I think I have an old number of yours but I've never called it and its probably no good now

Hi. My name is Beth. When I receive a “potential spam” call, I answer immediately. I answer by saying, “Hello, this is Beth. My name rhymes with death.” It’s so satisfying – having them hang up on me for a change.

Do scammers r eventually actually die ? I have no evidence of that.😂

Thank you, Paula. You just made my day. But it’s midnight, so may that counts for foray and tomorrow.

Me too

Paula, you don't have to be relieved that the scammers are still alive. If you want to give me several thousand dollars, I'd be willing to worry about the scammers for you.

😂

Same!

Same.