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July 11th, 6:34 pm
PAULA POUNDSTONE

I’m about to tell ‘em in Old Saybrook, Connecticut. ... See MoreSee Less

I’m about to tell ‘em in Old Saybrook, Connecticut.

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One of the better chairs--a good sign.

good chair

Great show except for the trump supporter😂! Thank you for coming to CT😀

Near my old stomping grounds. Booked you at the Palace Theatre in Stamford a few times back in the day!

Hate through poly use

GREAT show! Thank you for a fun reprieve from the mangling of America.

Loved the show you never disappoint.

Love The Kate! Wish they had more seats! Enjoy!

Special treatment there - nice.

YOU TELL ‘EM PAULA!

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July 10th, 11:12 am
PAULA POUNDSTONE

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Larry for Pres 2028

Tell him Paula.

I've been incredibly stressed out too, Paula Poundstone .

🏌🏻‍♂️🏌🏻‍♂️🏌🏻‍♂️ I dreamed Donny was in prison taking care of a pet bird.

I love you Paula! Always remember, it takes longer to get through the THICK skulls! Keep on truckin' sister!

Unfortunately no amount of playing with my kitties has alleviated the high level of anxiety. Hope yours are doing a better job!

I would love to have been a fly on the wall when he found out it was Hegseth!😂😂😂😂

No kidding! Go Paula!

Yep, I get it, too. Thanks, Paula!

Donny has never had a pet.

Where have you been, Paula? You've always been so funny and brilliant!!!! ❤️

During this second term, I've gone from 2 cats to 4. That's only after 5 months.

I feel the same way. I’ll probably have to join AA if this goes on for 4 years 🍷

Go, Paula, go! This is so satisfying. Thank you for using your comedy for justice and sanity and facts!

Keep at it Paula,keeping it real!

Ure goofy as hell, but im on ur side 😂😂😂

We love you, PAULA POUNDSTONE!

Definitely stressed!

I don’t think any pet would be safe in the Trump household.

Paula is a national treasure.

So brilliant. I’ve watched this like a million times Paula Poundstone and it’s still hilarious.

Auntie of the year 😎👍

Love your hat!

You are great Paula and the message is right on the mark.❤️

Love ya Paula. Feeling every twinge of pain and stress and all the other f'ed up feelings he arouses in decent people

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July 9th, 11:17 am
PAULA POUNDSTONE

Dear Border Patrol Agent Bovino,
Militarized agents running through a Los Angeles park to scare people will never be normal, nor acceptable. So, no, we will not get used to it. Can’t you surf or act or sing?
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It's certainly not how you get a script sold.

I have always preferred crushed ice

Singing would be great, especially if he could sing McArthur Park.

Or.. Just Dance!!!! with David Bowie

or go base jumping

Uploaded today to Youtube - "She Won" — The Common Coalition, July 2 Webinar

Keep speaking out paula

When your name means castrated male cow you’ve got to do something big.

I love you, Paula!

Paula, if you love them so much you can marry one so as to stay in this country. Pick one.

Spoiler alert: the park raid's real mission was a photo op

The Secret Police Are Already Here. Powerful article of what is coming. www.notesfromthecircus.com/p/the-secret-police-are-here?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

There's a song already about MacArthur Park. If they sing it in its entirety, they will be to tired to terrorize the community.

It’s like living in a dictatorship without the hassle of leaving your home. Shameful!!

PAULA POUNDSTONE thank you for speaking up!

He particularly loves terrorizing little kids.☹️

He needs to remember a few things. The weapons, the tanks the uniforms they wear everything is funded by we the peoples tax dollars. So he needs to clam up and do what he’s told by the people as well.

They are pathetic iceholes

They only know how to hate and terrorize.

i want to know why the elder statesman o the Repub Party, geo w bush has nothing to say at all biden has spoken, obama has spoken , where is georg

Call 911 if you see this and report armed masked men in black uniforms are on your street harassing or grabbing people. Don't say they are ICE...describe them. 911 will send the police and the men or whoever will be detained and at the very least be ID'd.

They're just doing the job they were hired to do. If people wouldn't bust into the country illegally there would be no need for any of this.

Break their shins with aluminum baseball bats, so painful and incapacitating.Well, yeah, so go to jail for the cause.... I probably will...

We’re already used to it and cheer that our country is getting rid of child traffickers and fentanyl. You open your mouth blatantly , you can’t take back your words. You’re an ignorant C . Don’t be surprised if you get thrown out with your buddies. Prison and thousands of mental institutions are being built for the walking dead like you

If the illegal aliens (20 million plus) self deported then we wouldn’t have this issue.

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July 8th, 8:42 am
PAULA POUNDSTONE

Crypto expert Molly White is back to explore the pitfalls and peril of the crypto economy, with a special focus on the machinations of our Grifter-in-Chief. And if that’s enough to make you want to get away, have you considered… “bikepacking?” You may -or may not - after you hear “Bonnie and Toni’s Oral Report!” Listen wherever you get your pods! ... See MoreSee Less

Crypto expert Molly White is back to explore the pitfalls and peril of the crypto economy, with a special focus on the machinations of our Grifter-in-Chief. And if that’s enough to make you want to get away, have you considered… “bikepacking?” You may -or may not - after you hear “Bonnie and Toni’s Oral Report!” Listen wherever you get your pods!

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The more I hear about "crypto", the less I trust or understand the concept.

July 7th, 1:40 pm
PAULA POUNDSTONE

I'm finding myself like Uncle Billy in IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, when he says, "I can't think anymore, George," more days than I like to admit. ... See MoreSee Less

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I prefer my Uncle Billy from earlier in the movie, drunk and happy and falling over something when he leaves the frame, but calling back from the darkness, "I'm all right...I'm all right!"

I wish I could mail you a box of PopTarts

I'm with you on this one, Ms. Poundstone. We don't pass an hour without a lurch in our stomachs over something.

I’m not sure being a thinking person is an advantage in the current circumstances…

I hear you : /

UNCLE BILLY LIFE HACK Tie pieces of string around your fingers so you’ll remember there is something you’re supposed to remember.

Weve got to find that money💜

Yes. This is all horrific. And that reference made my heart hurt because it’s so apt. I’m very glad to have Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, both new episodes and reruns. I think I listen to NLTPP reruns like you do/did “Perry Mason,” “Breaking Bad,” etc. on DVD, PAULA POUNDSTONE. Over and over and over again, dozens of times! 🤍🤍🤍

You don’t need to think. That’s why we have ChatGPT. Let our techbros do your thinking for you.

Yes,I finally found my best luck and my destiny BEAUTIFUL talented creative stronger strength mindset ritual prayers 💪💯🙏 priority...

Today is National French Fry Day. So, go have some poutine. You still might not be able to think, but at least your stomach will be happy. 😄

Say it isn't so ,Paula. You are the patron saint of knee jerk limousine sheep. You are hustling. Got your Laboutins yet??

Do you think that there are now people, in this country, who watch “It’s A Wonderful Life”, and think Mr. Potter is the Good Guy? And George Bailey is the schmuck? 😞

Stop arguing with Bonnie Burns!!!! 😂😂😂😂 JK…. Love y’all like chicken!

Right there with you and Uncle Billy.

We're all on overload.

Me too 💜

I’m in the UK right now and we’re a laughing stock. It’s shameful and sad.

Me too, Paula. Me too. 😔

Same 😞

Yup. Now what was I counting, commenting about?

Its the Gestapo thing, right? Me too. Or the Gavel Gang at the Supreme court allowing Trump to machine gun his political rivals as long as it's a political order?

yes, but Paula, you did NOT lost that big bank deposit, did you?

Me too PAULA POUNDSTONE 🙄🙀

Same

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July 5th, 8:01 pm
PAULA POUNDSTONE

Just about to go into the Carl Reiner exhibit at the beautiful National Comedy Center. #NationalComedyCenter ... See MoreSee Less

Just about to go into the Carl Reiner exhibit at the beautiful National Comedy Center. #nationalcomedycenter

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I bet they have a pedestal with a preserved banana peel in a glass box.

Wow! Your rather well-endowed per this pic. lol

I love that place & enjoy the fact that every visit can be slightly altered with not just new exhibits but with what artists and movies you pick as your faves/tailor your visit around.

Well I guess you were close by. Jamestown isn't that far from Buffalo. 😁

Between all of his Emmys on display, and all of Lucille Ball's Emmys on display (at the Lucy-Desi Museum), Jamestown, NY is home to close to 30 Emmy awards.

I didn’t know there’s a National Comedy Center! Why doesn’t that get the same coverage as the Baseball Hall of Fame? I’m putting it in my list. And I agree: Carl Reiner is amazing!

Amazing place -- should be on everyone's list!

Carl...what a great inspiration! Enjoy!

I visited there last year after hearing you talk about it on your podcast. So glad I did!

This is an absolute bucket-list visit for me. Can't wait until Fall off 2026 when we visit.

I didn’t know this place existed! It’s on my bucket list.

It was my favorite exhibit last year. I got chills.

It was great to see you at Chautauqua—I thought it was going to just be a Q & A, but you gave us a set!

Hope they do a PAULA POUNDSTONE exhibit some day

Neat!

He was a Legend. ❤️

That place is so cool.

So cool

That’s at least an entire afternoon!

loved him since 1961.

is milton berle honored too

Why don’t you crawl back under the rock you came out from under traitor trash

Lucky you!

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July 5th, 1:16 pm
PAULA POUNDSTONE

Sharing from the FB NOBODY LISTENS TO PAULA POUNDSTONE PODCAST FAN CLUB. Thanks to Carol Mellors for posting. ... See MoreSee Less

Sharing from the FB NOBODY LISTENS TO PAULA POUNDSTONE PODCAST FAN CLUB. Thanks to Carol Mellors for posting.

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I was at every CHQ lecture last week, plus Lewis and Roy's evening sets, and while they were all great - your lecture was my favorite! You had the audience in stitches.

And a Hella Snappy Suit, to boot!

I love your suit, PAULA POUNDSTONE ! 💚💚💚

It does not surprised me that Paula gets compliments like this, because she is just hella funny. By far the funniest comedian I have seen in years. <3 ya Paula.

Love Paula! Incredibly creative human being.

Such a classy, fun suit!

You made my morning, Paula. You were top of your game as usual.

Sorry I missed it!

I Love you Paula!!!

I hope it went well.

Loved Paula Poundstone at Chautauqua!

Who would listen to you your disgusting

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July 1st, 7:29 am
PAULA POUNDSTONE

California Hamster Association President John Jacobson returns - but to discuss the golden age of Hollywood! For some reason. And then, brace yourself for tragedy- it’s “Paula Poundstone’s Childhood Trauma!” Listen wherever you get your pods! ... See MoreSee Less

California Hamster Association President John Jacobson returns - but to discuss the golden age of Hollywood! For some reason. And then, brace yourself for tragedy- it’s “Paula Poundstone’s Childhood Trauma!” Listen wherever you get your pods!

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John Jacobson is one of the best celebrity guests you’ve ever had!

June 28th, 6:26 pm
PAULA POUNDSTONE

I’m about to tell ‘em in Fairfield, Connecticut. ... See MoreSee Less

I’m about to tell ‘em in Fairfield, Connecticut.

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I just creaked getting up from that chair. You kids.

"please come to Boston..." or "Ship me up to Boston ". We'll give you Dirty Water, Tessie, and Sweet Caroline. Met you in San Francisco years ago.

Better chair than usual.

Come tell us in Hershey!

This seat needs to be autographed

Will somebody please explain the chairs on her Facebook page?

Thank you for sharing your wit. I’m enjoying the Larry Experience.

And you did!!! 👏👏👏👏👏

You go girl!

My home town

Welcome to CT!!!

Sorry to miss you!

How have they kept it clean?

Norfolk virginia

OMG, you were just great! Thank you! ❤️❤️

For you book?

One of the nicer chairs you’ve been offered!

YOU TELL ‘EM PAULA!

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June 27th, 6:46 pm
PAULA POUNDSTONE

I’m about to tell ‘em in Port Washington, NY. ... See MoreSee Less

I’m about to tell ‘em in Port Washington, NY.

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I get it from that perspective. Throw a clean sheet over it and Cosy up!!!! (Good color too)

Chair of the year

Where’s the meat and cheese tray

Finally, a comfortable looking chair.

OMG, a real chair!

Hm. Cushy. A little frumpy looking. But definitely a chair where you can compose yourself and settle your thoughts.

I’d never be able to get up from that. Too damn comfy! Break a leg, kid.

Nice seat at last!

Now…does it vibrate? That would be worthwhile

That's a Paula worthy throne

Just got home from there. Great show! Had so much fun, good mix of laughter and inspiration about getting involved to help our country. ❤️❤️🌈

I love Port Washington

IDK... That looks awful comfy, maybe just stay there and vegetate??

Awww, I didn't know! I was a sponsor the last time you were in the Landmark in Port, and the jokes you made about foundations giving money were hysterical!!

Can't wait to see you tomorrow in Fairfield, CT! ❤️

Good. Then stay there

YOU TELL ‘EM PAULA!

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June 25th, 6:52 pm
PAULA POUNDSTONE

Dear RFK Jr.,
I will not wear a @wellness monitor,” but if you’ll just slip on this bullshit detector, your country would be grateful.
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There all in on it. It’s not left wing or right wing. It’s the whole bird. 🦅 caahcawwh! 😂

The nonstop alarms would grow tiresome after a while.

He's actually NOT wrong about the USA food additives (some times)... BUUUT a broken clock is right twice a day 🤷‍♀️ LOVE YOU PAULA 👌💖😘

Seriously feel like I'm living in a dystopian science fiction novel.

PAULA POUNDSTONE one in a million. I aspire tio be a comedienne like you.

You were my favourite part of the daily show when it started up!

RFK Jr. has advisers with ties to wearable tech companies. Calley Means, a senior adviser, founded a company facilitating wearable reimbursements, and Casey Means, his Surgeon General nominee, runs a startup selling glucose monitors. (Grok)

Is the wellness monitor safe while swimming in fecal infested water?

Yup

There must be a race in this regime to see who can do the most damage

I would be interested in this if they allow the public to monitor Felon 47's health (set up in a way that does not allow him to send false information). I am sure he would like us to see the confirmation of the excellent health he tells us after each physical.

#WorstKennedyCurseEver

RFK Jr, do you keep yours on or off in the tanning bed?

Go Paula!!!

Omg 💯

Omg… that’s what he wants???? JC…. Dude if you weren’t able to farm everyone’s data, then don’t think we are doing it voluntarily

RFK Jr, does your brain worm have its own? Where does it wear it?!?

you can tell he's lying; his lips are moving.

Leather skinned heroin addicts say what

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June 24th, 2:17 pm
PAULA POUNDSTONE

Dear RFK Jr.,
We learned about footnotes in the 6th grade.
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I learned about footnotes in 5th grade. I'm a quick study! 🤣

And even with heroine, you had to use them in college.

What about the semi-colon PAULA POUNDSTONE 😉

Is a wearable like a lunchable?

We’re living in Stephen Colbert’s era of Truthiness now. If it feels like a fact, then it must be a fact. Research is for the weak!

That was before his heroine schooling program . So he wasn't as focused

Al Franken made a strong point of them in one of his books.

Obviously he did not...big surprise.

There’s a simple explanation: young Bobby Jr had no access to heroin in the 6th grade. That’s why he doesn’t understand them. /sarcasm because social media

And some of us learned about reference citations, which is what we use in the sciences. Footnotes are used in the humanities. 

I won’t say what I’m thinking re RFK Jr and colon….

He wants to keep red dye out of his heroin 😄

Maybe appoint a medical expert with a worm free brain.

He’s DEMENTED AND A TERRIFYING DANGER

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June 24th, 9:29 am
PAULA POUNDSTONE

Now that we’re all struggling to stay above water, let’s visit the city that has done it in style for a thousand years! Professor James McGregor helps us navigate. And then we help YOU navigate your existence- it’s “Life Hacks with Captain Crinkle!” Listen wherever you get your pods! ... See MoreSee Less

Now that we’re all struggling to stay above water, let’s visit the city that has done it in style for a thousand years! Professor James McGregor helps us navigate. And then we help YOU navigate your existence- it’s “Life Hacks with Captain Crinkle!” Listen wherever you get your pods!

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Let’s crash Bezo’s wedding!

You going to Lauren and Jeff's wedding?

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